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[schmerica]

Hey, yo, linabean! Happy Birthday!

There is really no one else I know who can compare with your funniness and bizarreness, nor anyone else who fulfills that vital function of telling me how their study sessions devolve into orgies.

So, yeah. Happy Birthday!

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Stealing this meme from blunaris and flambeau, I believe:

I ____ Erica.
Erica is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Erica, I would _______.
I think Erica should _____.
Erica needs ______.
I want to ____________ Erica.

I encourage you to fill it out even if you don't really have any opinion on me. I don't mind "If I was in a room with Erica, I would avoid eye contact and stare at a specific point at the wall till she goes away."

Also, in reading other people's answers to this, I am very impressed how not-dirty people have managed to make their answers.

[edited to fix names, because I am STUPID]

Comments

[lexcorp-hope.livejournal.com]

I feel the need to really porn this up for Erica.
Erica is voluptuous and delicious.
If I were alone in a room with Erica, I would snog her senseless.
I think Erica should do a one woman, all nude revue.
Erica needs fewer clothes.
I want to ____________ Erica. Hey, it's not sexy if there's no mystery. ;)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee! You are strange and goofy, my dear.

And sexy, of course.