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[schmerica]

hmm. I'd be surprised if many people filled this out, but who knows? It's interesting to me, at least. Stolen from twinkledru and musesfool.

I want Pearl-o to write ________.
Pearl-o should get a clue and stop writing ________.
________ would make Pearl-o's fics better.
If Pearl-o writes _______ one more time, I'll kick her ass because it's so annoying.
Pearl-o should rewrite _________ and change ________ .
Pearl-o should _____________ in her next fic.
Pearl-o should use the word(s) __________ in her next fic.

Comments

[taraljc.livejournal.com]

I want Pearl-o to write smutty Simon/Kaylee (like you didn't see that coming).
Pearl-o should get a clue and stop writing fic that doesn't involve space pirates.
Ice cream would make Pearl-o's fics better.
If Pearl-o writes checks one more time, I'll kick her ass because it's so annoying.
Pearl-o should rewrite Smallville and change Lana into the one who gto flattened by meteors in 1989.
Pearl-o should experiment with first person in her next fic.
Pearl-o should use the word(s) anthropomorphic personification in her next fic.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I want Pearl-o to write smutty Simon/Kaylee (like you didn't see that coming).

I did! Go me!

Ice cream would make Pearl-o's fics better.

Ice cream makes everything better, you know.

If Pearl-o writes checks one more time, I'll kick her ass because it's so annoying.

Heh. Yes, I get it now.

Re:

[taraljc.livejournal.com]

I love you soooooooooo much. I am filled with love for you. All for you.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yay!

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

I want Pearl-o to write crazy space incest.
Pearl-o should get a clue and stop writing er, I like what you write.
More Chloe would make Pearl-o's fics better.

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Pearl-o should make Chloe happy in her next fic.
Pearl-o should use the word(s) yowza and nutella in her next fic.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Pearl-o should make Chloe happy in her next fic.

Heh. I've been meaning to get around to that since, like, July.

Also, Chloe will not fit into the crazy space incest! This contradiction means I must obviously ignore all your suggestions.

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Also, Chloe will not fit into the crazy space incest! This contradiction means I must obviously ignore all your suggestions.

Bah!

"Next" clearly implies all future fic-writing endeavors, not just the one next in line. Because there is always a next fic.

[afrai.livejournal.com]

I want Pearl-o to write happy fluffy Clex.
Pearl-o should get a clue and stop writing not happy fluffy Clex.
Chocolate with roasted almonds in would might make Pearl-o's fics better, but I wouldn't bet on it.
If Pearl-o writes badly-spelled impassioned haiku one more time, I'll kick her ass because it's so annoying. -- Wait, don't you write badly-spelled impassioned haiku? huh. Must've been thinking of somebody else, then.
Pearl-o should rewrite that nonexistent badly-spelled impassioned haiku and change her underwear every day, for hygienic reasons.
Pearl-o should include lots of gay porn in her next fic.
Pearl-o should use the word(s) dwarfwhore in her next fic.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Pearl-o should get a clue and stop writing not happy fluffy Clex.

Wait, so it that I shouldn't write Clex that is not happy and fluffy, or I should not write anything that is not happy and and fluffy and Clex?

Chocolate with roasted almonds in would might make Pearl-o's fics better, but I wouldn't bet on it.

Yes, but it would certainly be tasty! Mmm.3

Pearl-o should use the word(s) dwarfwhore in her next fic.

Hmm. I'm not quite sure how to organically fit that into happy fluffy Clex.

Re:

[afrai.livejournal.com]

I shouldn't write Clex that is not happy and fluffy

That's right.

I'm not quite sure how to organically fit that into happy fluffy Clex.

Oh, screw organically fitting*; every fic needs the word 'dwarfwhore' in it! You could stick it onto the ending.

"The End. Dwarfwhore!"

*Wow, that sounds dirty.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I want Pearl-o to write some more Bring it On slash.
Pearl-o should get a clue and stop writing things with boyparts.
Random shiny objects would make Pearl-o's fics better.
If Pearl-o writes that I'm a dork one more time, I'll kick her ass because it's so annoying. *pout*
Pearl-o should rewrite every single fic she's ever done and change every form of the verb "to be" to "monkey". Come on. Comedy gold!
Pearl-o should include pirates in her next fic.
Pearl-o should use the word(s) squirm, fancy, and Snuffleupagus in her next fic.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Fox is a dork.

*cough*

Also, pirates! Yes! This is brilliant!

[yay4pikas.livejournal.com]

I want Pearl-o to write happy Welsh threesome fic whatever she wants to write.
Pearl-o should get a clue and stop writing ________. (I'm not answering on the grounds that it might incriminate me.)
More happy college Clex would make Pearl-o's fics better.
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Pearl-o should write Chloe in her next fic.
Pearl-o should use the words "ardent" and "wibble" in her next fic.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Pearl-o should get a clue and stop writing ________. (I'm not answering on the grounds that it might incriminate me.)

Heh.

Pearl-o should use the words "ardent" and "wibble" in her next fic.

Hmm. Wibble, huh? That sounds kind of tough.