we're funny, dammit!

[schmerica]

Pearl-o [pearl_o]: Ooh, Jess!
Pearl-o: The bread I got at Big Y the other day on sale, is
labeled "Canadian Style."

jessica [dammitcarl]: : what is it?
jessica: the only 'canadian style' bread i can think of is bannock

Pearl-o: On the side it says, "We created Big Y Hearty Fresh Canadian Breads to bring you a full bodied, nutritious, great tasting bread.
Pearl-o: In fact, it's the way bread used to be.

jessica: woo, we invented bread!

Pearl-o: We use honey and butter which were staples for generations and bake them with other natural ingredients to make each slice wholesome and delicious.
Pearl-o: Be healthy and enjoy."
Pearl-o: Apparently, Canadian Style = noncrappy.

jessica: i can get on board with that
jessica: of course, up here, we just call it bread

Pearl-o: *snicker*
Pearl-o: You realize that I now think of you immediately whenever the subject of Canada ever comes up?

jessica: me and beavers, huh?

Pearl-o: *ignores fox's giggling*
Pearl-o: Nah. Beavers make me think of Oregon.

Fox [fox1013]: I said nothing!

Pearl-o: My dad traps them every year.

jessica: so, just me then

Pearl-o: Beaver stew tastes like really gross and stringy goulash.
Pearl-o: Basically.
Pearl-o: And sometimes hockey.

jessica: me playing hockey.

Jessica playing hockey is the essence of Canada. Now you know.