amazement!

I just finished reading what appears to me, out of all the stories I've read to date, to be the quintessential mediocre fanfiction story. I started out reading expecting it to just be a boring story, but as I went on, I stopped knowing how I could have thought that. It takes skill, I think, to keep it on that sort of even keel, never once deviating towards actual quality or hardcore badfic. It hit every single proper cliche plot and phrasing element! If only I had had a checklist to keep track of its utter perfection.

I almost wish I had, like, a plaque or something to put for it. Man.