amazement!

[schmerica]

I just finished reading what appears to me, out of all the stories I've read to date, to be the quintessential mediocre fanfiction story. I started out reading expecting it to just be a boring story, but as I went on, I stopped knowing how I could have thought that. It takes skill, I think, to keep it on that sort of even keel, never once deviating towards actual quality or hardcore badfic. It hit every single proper cliche plot and phrasing element! If only I had had a checklist to keep track of its utter perfection.

I almost wish I had, like, a plaque or something to put for it. Man.

Comments

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

Link me, baby

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Catch me on messenger and I'll give you the quotariffic treatment Fox has been getting all afternoon.

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

*giggles* It's posts like this that explain why I adore you so much.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I thought it was because I was pretty. Huh.

[rivkat.livejournal.com]

I don't do IM but I still want to know ...

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Well, this one only really works if you're familiar with due South fandom mediocrity, specifically. I should have paid more attention to this sort of stuff during my crazy reading-everything-in-sight Smallville days.

[qe2.livejournal.com]

Seconding Estrella: link, s'il-vous plait?

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

would you mind emailing me the link when you get it?

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Me too!
(Wait. Damn. It's not something I wrote, is it?)
Jeez. Paranoia isn't pretty.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Dude, no way! Your stuff rocks.

[norah.livejournal.com]

I want linky too!

email me! (mailto:makesmewannadie@livejournal.com)

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

I'm so needy. Sigh.

[claire.livejournal.com]

*joins in the billions of people asking for a link.*

(unless the story is one of mine (which is doubtful as I've only written, like, 3 drabbles in dS), in which case I want icecream).