I keep reading more of
nostalgia_lj's anonymous comments post, and I keep getting more and more MOST FAVORITES. There are really an amazing amount of stupid, funny, or bizarre people and opinions out there.
Still, though, I think
this one holds a special place in my heart. Honestly, how did I go so long without knowing what is apparently
basic syntax?
Apparently I now need to go through all my stories and try and figure out who is the dominant and/or topping character in each one. I'm uncertain if it's mostly or entirely a matter of the ass sex, or force of personality.
Also, I'm a little unclear about whether the dominant/submissive part or the male/female part is the overreaching one in the poster's vision. What if it's het with the girl topping, I mused to
fox1013 and
dsudis?
Fox said, "OMG GIRLS DON'T TOP WTF!!!1"
Dira said, "Duh THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE. GENDER ROLES, PEOPLE."
I said, "...Oh." And then I hid my
wife-fucking-her-husband-up-the-ass fic in the corner and whistled innocently.
On an unrelated note,
this Series of Unfortunate Events incest ficlet was so good it made me making little squeeble noises.