ds smut for nif

pearl_o: I wrote Nif random porn!
fox1013: you are awesome.
fox1013: ...You should write me random porn now.
fox1013: *smiles cutely*
pearl_o: *cries*
pearl_o: I am not a porn machine!
fox1013: *pets*
fox1013: there, there. We know you're not a porn machine.
pearl_o: do you?
fox1013: At least, not in the same way that a gumball machine is.
pearl_o: ...you can get porn out of gumball machines?
fox1013: ...If you do it right.

nifra_idril and I are both having "OMIGOD DIE WORLD DIE!!!!" days. Thus, fic.

( SMUTTINESS )

we're good at proclamations

estrella30 and I, after long deliberation, have decided that this is officially the exact smile Ray Kowalski gives to Benton Fraser right before he says, Yeah? You think you can take me?

Which, naturally, leads to sweaty fierce competition of some manly-outdoorsy nature (estrella leans towards wood-chopping). This in turn leads, as soon as they get back inside, to playful sexy competition of the "wrestling all over the floor until one of them manages to pin the other and they end up just rubbing against each other till they both come" nature.

...That is all. Thank you for your time.