your money or your life!

For some reason, whenever I try to write the name of the latest ds_flashfiction challenge, it comes out as "fuck and die" instead. Which is a rather different challenge, and really a much more depressing one. Hee. (I bet katallison could dominate that, actually.)

I am cranky and awaiting parental yapping. I think the solution is to return to checking the flist for porn. Yes.

also, he would probably suck. i'm just saying.

estrella30: dude
estrella30: I fucking HATE people
pearl_o: People SUCK.
estrella30: thats SO annoying
estrella30: seriously
pearl_o: I bet if Ray K wrote slash he would be even bitchier than anna.
pearl_o: and get into lots of flame wars.
estrella30: ooooooo
estrella30: that would be FUN
pearl_o: ...of course, he would probably also be one of the annoying people who can't figure out how to use a cut tag.
pearl_o: or make links.
pearl_o: or user names.
estrella30: well
estrella30: this is true

i need a theme song. it could be called "i am a dork la la la."

Omigosh, people, today is the slowest day ever. A girl can only look through the job ads for so long before she needs to kill herself, you know? And the sister is still sleeping, so I can't even make her dance like a monkey for my amusement.

This would be a perfect time for an entertaining fic meme to be going around, but I guess we can't always be so lucky. Don't any of you want to play with me in the comments? Ray and Fraser are pretty! And sometimes they have sex with girls, which is also pretty! Canadian RPF = incestuous high school drama club! Mal and River are fucking badass in the Serenity pic I scanned! Dan and Duck are quiet and tender and smoking hot! Buffy and Giles are dirty, dirty cake!

Hee. You know what would be amusing? Would be playing the letter game.

Fraser--

Fuck you.

I miss you.

Ray.

Your turn, flist. Hee.

Now I shall return to the brainteaser of imagining Ray and Fraser in elaborate AUs similar to the settings of every book I have read lately, regardless of whether or not they fit. Magicians in alternate history Edwardian Britain? Sure! Warriors in pseudo-feudal Japan? Why not! Nineteenth century Egyptologists? Who doesn't want to see that? Time-travel immortal cyborgs preserving human history? It's so perfect it's eerie!

...I really do make my own fun.

Edited to un-flock, Saturday evening.