little KIDS read your books!

So, okay, a full, like, ninety percent of the reviews on Meg Cabot's new novel over on Amazon.com follow the following format:

OMG TEENAGERS HAVE SEX THAT IS SO WRONG YOU ARE SICK MEG CABOT. DON'T YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO THE YOUTH OF AMERICA TO DISCOURAGE PREMARITAL SEX? SHAME ON YOU, MEG CABOT. SHAAAAAAAAAAAAME.

*cackles* This is awesome.

i love us!

fox1013 describes Gonzo, in the character opinion meme:

iii. Gonzo is my idol. It's kind of as simple as that. Like, he's wacky and crazy but KNOWS it, and is COMFORTABLE with that, and also he's blue and fuzzy and an alien. Literally. I heart him a lot. He is sitting on my lap while I type this. He's friendly.

Me and Fox talk tonight:

pearl_o: I heart him a lot. He is sitting on my lap while I type this. He's friendly.
pearl_o: did you realize when you wrote that how dirty it sounded?

fox1013: ...No. No I did not.
fox1013: And now... you have a dirty mind!

pearl_o: heeeeeeeeeeee.
pearl_o: that is the least news-y thing ever.

fox1013: heeeeeeee

...And then I just announced to Fox that I had posted, which turned out to be premature.

( um, we're dorky )