(mmm, tina fey.)

Normally my only thoughts on watching Saturday Night Live are along the lines of "Wow, Tina Fey is totally smoking hot. Rowr.", but I gotta say, I would totally read Brokeback Goldmine slash. Heh.

shame is for ... somebody who is not me?

Come on, folks! Love on me anonymously!

Whatever, you know you want to.

yes, STILL watching arrested development

I seriously cannot get over how much incest this show features. Because, seriously? SO MUCH INCEST

Kissing cousins! Twincest! Buster and Lucille's unnaturally involved relationship! Lindsay can fulfill that role for George Michael! Michael and Maeby have afternoon delight!

My lord, people, you could have gotten me watching this a long, long time ago if you had pimped properly.

but, but, but. GREYS.

It just sunk in to me that since my parents' dsl is in the library, and the TV is in the living room -- the total opposite side of the house -- tonight is going to be the first time EVER that I watch Grey's Anatomy without having fox1013 on instant messenger with me for constant discussion and analyzation at the exact same time.

THAT IS SO NOT COOL, PEOPLE. SERIOUSLY.

And on the Christmas episode, of all things!

On a totally unrelated note: I've heard Dorothy Dunnett praised to the skies eight million times, so I just picked up one of her books to try for the first time. So I'm about sixty pages into The Game of Kings now, and my question is this: when does it stop being so boring? Is it soon? I hope it's soon.

Edited an hour later: Wow, I TOTALLY just used the word "analyzation" in that first paragraph. Um, hi! I'm smart! Really! I go to college and everything!

GREY'S CHRISTMAS

( Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer )