"I enjoy his cock and his hair in equal measures."

You GUYS. I'm seriously unable to deal with just how much I miss everybody and everything from this weekend. Everything at home is just much too lame to even compare to muskratjamboree in any way whatsoever! Post-con malaise is the sad, sad downside to the glorious joy that the weekend brings.

Hey, if any of those of you who attended snapped any pictures with me in them somewhere, can you go ahead and email it to me? Because that would be cool.

I don't have any sort of con report here, but I feel a need to share a list of several prizes that I feel need to be distributed. ( Cut tags! )