13/12/07

schmerica: (cute and fuzzy and innocent)
YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. [livejournal.com profile] quettaser WROTE JOE/PETE/MIKEY AND IT IS PRETTY MUCH THE AWESOMEST THING EVER AND YOU SHOULD ALL GO READ IT NOW, OKAY? GO, READ, ENCOURAGE THE AWESOME.

She totally didn't intend it this way, but between the fact that I had requested the pairing and the fact that this was the very first thing I read this morning, I feel justified in taking this as a birthday present just for me. MEGA-\o/!

In related news, [livejournal.com profile] fox1013 and I are changing the definition of ericaceous for one day only. For today, instead of referring to heath plants, it just means awesome. Take note!

Thinking about Pete/Joe, take 2, which -- I have a very clear image of Pete and Joe, pre-Fall Out Boy (uh, maybe in the ripping off Joe's underwear era?), doing something ridiculous involving wrestling and horseplay and jumping each other, ending with Pete finally pinning Joe down, victorious! Straddling him and trying to get him to say uncle, say it, say uncle, Joe! While underneath him Joe is laughing too hard to quite be able to speak. And you know if Joe got a hard-on while Pete was sitting on top of him like that, Pete would take whatever advantage of that he could, and start moving some, rubbing his ass against Joe's dick, still trying to get Joe to give up, and Joe is still laughing and yelling "Pete, get off! Pete!" whenever he can catch his breath, but Pete just keeps going, until finally Joe says "UNCLE, okay, UNCLE!" and Pete grins at him and twists one final time in a way that makes Joe come in his pants. And then Pete jumps up and runs off immediately, hooting with victory, while Joe rolls onto his stomach and catches his breath.
schmerica: (dorks in love)
HERE YOU GO, YOU GUYS, IT'S A PRESENT FROM ME TO YOU FOR TODAY. Well, from me and from Sheila. Because our brains are apparently made of win. Slightly-cleaned-up chat discussions about awesome AUs yaaaaaaaaaaay!

Sheila: and like. honestly?
Sheila: I want *crack* hooker fic.
Sheila: er. not crack hookers.

Pearl: right. realistic hooker fic is just depressing!

Sheila: but hooker fic which is crackfic.
Sheila: yes!

Pearl: i want, like, courtesans and shit.
Pearl: LADIES OF THE NIGHT.

Sheila: zomg yes.
Sheila: hookers with hearts of gold!

Pearl: exactly!

Sheila: ...man, I could totally go for fob as like, regency boyhookers.

STEP INTO OUR WORLD OF REGENCY BOYHOOKERS! It is an awesome world, I promise! )
schmerica: (COFFEE + GERARD = LOVE)
TIME FOR A POLL. BECAUSE I SAID SO.

[Poll #1105718]
schmerica: (bitchy catholic schoolgirl gerard!)
Pearl: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/pearlo/band/mikey102.jpg
Pearl: I really just lots of icons that are just captioned "PETE WENTZ HIT HAT."
Pearl: "THIS TOO."
Pearl: ...that. not hat.
Pearl: i don't know why pete wentz would hit hat
Pearl: it's probably patrick related, though.
Pearl: (...oh, man, that would be a pretty disturbing story. if pete was in unrequited love with patrick and started stealing his hats to have sex with?
Pearl: NO ONE WRITE THAT, OKAY, FANDOM.)

Etben: GOD SERIOUSLY
Etben: although now that you've thought of it, it exists somewhere

Pearl: especially since I totally have to post this to my livejournal now.

Etben: nooooo
Etben: no don't!
Etben: that will only make it MORE LIKELY
Etben: ERICA I BEG YOU DON'T DO IT

Pearl: I'M SORRY THE LAWS OF THE INTERNET COMPEL ME!

...Sorry, Etben. Maybe you can forgive me someday? LOOK OVER THERE GERARD WAY'S A HOT GIRL. *hides*