chinese food and movies and puppy nannies

First things first: MEME TIME.

Y'all should comment with things that you think people reading this LJ ought to know about me. If you were describing my LJ to someone who was trying to decide whether to read it, what would you say?

Second things second:

PETE/JOE PETE/JOE PETE/JOE PETE/JOE PETE/JOE PETE/JOE PETE/JOE.

...That's really I've got, people.

( Pete and Joe APPROVE )

Actually, now fluffernutters sounds dirty too. MY POOR CHILDHOOD

pearl_o: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/pearlo/band/petemikey2.jpg
pearl_o: Pete: THIS IS MY HOT BOYFRIEND. MINE.
pearl_o: Joe: Hey, Mikey.
pearl_o: Mikey: HEY THERE HOT STUFF :D

etben: I WILL NEVER NOT LOVE THAT PICTURE

pearl_o: giggles*

etben: god
etben: MIKEY WAY
etben: GROWING ON ME LIKE A FUNGUS

pearl_o: MikeyWay likes sandwiches. If you know what I mean.

etben: dude sandwiches

pearl_o: Well, yes.
pearl_o: Also fluffer nutters!
pearl_o: But I totally meant it in the dirty way there.

FIRST PERSON TO WRITE ME JOE/PETE/MIKEY GETS A BRAND NEW CAR! AND BY BRAND NEW CAR I MEAN I WILL WRITE YOU PORN OF YOUR CHOICE IN EXCHANGE, OK?

pete/joe take 1!

So earlier I complained about how I really wanted to write Joe/Pete, but I don't have any actual stories! I just want to make them sit around and tell each other stupid jokes! That's what interviews are for!

And, uh, then I wrote 1000 words of them sitting around telling each other stupid jokes. Exactly as I predicted.

Let's call this Pete/Joe Take 1, okay? There's no STORY to the story, but there is complete and utter fluff! And multiple animal metaphors! And boys! COME ON I KNOW YOU LIKE BOYS, DON'T EVEN FRONT.

( In which a wedding is planned but not carried out, and not everyone understands their special relationship )