in which pete ruins vagina

( The downside to having Patrick Stump's tiny squishy ginger babies )

Still more on this issue

Dudes, seriously, what the hell is UP with this plaid shirt explosion??? I know Brendon was doing it before it was cool, and we have a couple of Pete being cute in it as well. But EVERY SINGLE OTHER ONE OF THESE is from the last few weeks. Is there a secret memo going around? A dare of some kind? I am fascinated!

( PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE )

(ONCE WE GET MIKEYWAY IN ONE, I WILL LAUGH FOREVER. FOREVER, I TELL YOU.)