deep in the belly of a whale (pete/mikey, gerard/lyn-z)

I was whining on AIM earlier about how I wanted to write something, but I didn't know what, and Dira told me I should write something that's not Waycest.

I was like "I can totally do that!"

And so I ended up writing 1600 words of completely gratuitous high school AU. \o/

(Lesson learned while writing this: my spellcheck is unfamiliar with the words "iPod", "hoodie", "Wentz" and "jizz." Which is to say, it's completely useless for bandom writing.)

Deep in the Belly of a Whale
by Pearl-o

Pete/Mikey, Gerard/Lyn-Z. 1600 words. High school AU, woooooo!

"Your brother got detention?" Pete said. "What did he do? Did he help that crazy art chick set the fire? Because that was pretty bad-ass."

For dsudis, because it's not incest.

( Deep In the Belly of a Whale )

hi, pete!

( UGH, PETE )

Seriously, why does that dude ever wear a shirt? It is entirely unnecessary, I feel.

And while we're on the subject of Pete Wentz being half-naked, here's a picture of (one of) his HOT BOYFRIEND(s):

( Easy's the way he likes them )

fasten your seatbelts

You know, I know there are people who really really despise Bob/Frank as a pairing, I do! It's just that for some reason, it's not something that I can keep in my memory for more than a few days at a time? So every single time the idea suddenly becomes really obvious, I am shocked as if it is the first time. IT'S BOB AND FRANK. HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE BOB/FRANK? *FLAILYHANDS OF DOOM*

(The weird thing I am usually the type of person who is really easygoing about pairing hate. I mean, even when it's a pairing I like myself, I understand how it can be irritating or gross or whatever. I totally have things that make irrational antipathy arise in me, too! It's just this one pairing that flips the switch in my mind that makes me react like you just killed a puppy. Which is especially hilarious when I'm doing it while reading communities that only exist to, you know, be snarky and controversial. Uh, I'm a dork.)

If there was an All About Eve bandom AU, I think Gerard would have to be Margo Channing (GOD, Gerard as Bette Davis, it's so beautiful!) but who would be Eve Harrington? For some reason I'm leaning towards Ryan Ross, but I'm not sure.