penguins and shit

[Context: discussing strobelighted]

pearl_o: CREEPY.
loveyouallwrong: RIGHT?
pearl_o: she makes it work sometimes!
pearl_o: creepy is part of her persona.
pearl_o: like how "jailbait" is part of imp's persona and "loves dinosaurs and is weirdly angry" is part of yours.
loveyouallwrong: lollllllllllllllll
pearl_o: and i like incest babies.
loveyouallwrong: hahahahah that is actually how i would sum you up, too
pearl_o: :D:
pearl_o: at least i am self-aware?

In other news, I really want to go see this movie but it's only playing for two more nights in Portland and I have no one to go with. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. Antarctica, my fondest love! Spes, why did you have to move to Eugene?

bend to our will!!!!

Lea and I have decided we want an AU where Bert and Brendon and Pete and maybe Frank and any other of our tiny boys with freakish bendiness and/or upper body strength should be men's gymnasts. Imagine how hard Pete would push himself, dude, he'd be ridiculous. I am not sure how the Way brothers fit into this, but in order to make both me and Lea happy, Mikey would have to be Pete's ex he's still friends with while Patrick is totally his boyfriend going about his own perfectly normal life except for the whatthefuckdatingacrazycompetitiveathlete.

I know some of you out there have the ability to manip this for us. You're not fooling anybody.

pearl: also greta could be an olympic fencer.
pearl: because that's hot.
lea: ........oh wow
lea: omg, and gabe can be her creepy fan who has a glittery sign with hearts that says STAB THEM
pearl: ahahahahah.
pearl: they are totally dating, but they both prefer the term "stalker" to "boyfriend"

(Also the Cab would be faily. As they are in everything.)