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HERE ARE A DOZEN TROPES I NEVER, EVER GET TIRED OF:

1. Couples trying and failing at kink
2. Couples doing lolzy roleplay or consent play
3. Age difference
4. Size difference
5. Post-coital discussions
6. People lying with their head in the other person's lap
7. Dudes who are bloody/beaten-up
8. Gangbangs
9. Historical AUs
10. Sex tears
11. Masturbating in the same room/small space as another person
12. Awkward-yet-hot desperate underageness (either solo or partnered)