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[schmerica]

On a note completely unrelated to the rest of this post: new icon! Wheeeee! liviapenn made it for me. Admitting the need for an icon is always a big step, you know.

Anyway, I remember doing this meme several months ago when it was going around, but it's popped up all over my friends list again. And, really, I like being self-involved. So. I think I'm using the slightly changed version from thebratqueen.

You can be critical in the critical parts, if you want. I'm a big girl.

I want pearl_o to write _____________.
pearl_o should get a clue and stop writing _________.
_______ would make pearl_o's fics better.
If pearl_o writes _________ one more time, I'll kick her ass because it's so annoying.
pearl_o should rewrite __________ and change _________.
pearl_o should ____________ in her next fic.
pearl_o should have __________ do ___________ in her next fic.

Comments

[taraljc.livejournal.com]

yay! Ray looks so cute in his glasses! Love me some skinny boys with experimental hair...

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I have such a crush, man. Such a crush.

[taraljc.livejournal.com]

have you seen either My Life as a Dog or Double Happiness yet? After HCL and DS, those are prolly my 2 fave CKR roles...

Also, he's in the pilot of Tru Calling.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I have not! The only non-DS stuff I've seen with him are HCL and Twitch City.

Also, ooh. That gives me another reason to watch, besides preparing for the fox1013 squee.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I want pearl_o to write more pretty femslash.
pearl_o should get a clue and stop writing that she doesn't know what she's doing or she doesn't know what to write or someone else should write cause she doesn't want to/doesn't have time/doesn't know what to write. You should write fic, you dork.
More pretty girls doing pretty shiny things would make pearl_o's fics better.
If pearl_o writes in fandoms I don't understand one more time, I'll kick her ass because it's so annoying.
pearl_o should rewrite her slash and change the boyses to girlses.
pearl_o should include zombies in her next fic.
pearl_o should have any character played by Eliza Dushku do any girl she comes in contact with in her next fic.


*cuddles*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I love a girl who knows what she likes.

[carmarthen.livejournal.com]

I want pearl_o to write more PotC fic.
pearl_o should get a clue and stop writing in fandoms I don't know, of course.
Pirates would make pearl_o's fics better.
If pearl_o writes stories without pirates one more time, I'll kick her ass because it's so annoying.
pearl_o should rewrite everythingit to include pirates.
pearl_o should pirates in her next fic.
pearl_o should have Jack do Elizabeth, and maybe also Will in her next fic.

Most of that was tongue-in-cheek, I must admit.

Although I would squee happily at more pirate fic from you. Also, if you wrote Lion in Winter fic, it would kill me dead.

[linabean.livejournal.com]

Are you going to be writing Lion in Winter slash?

You must do it!

Do it now!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

If I *did* write Lion in Winter fic -- which I don't think I will -- it probably wouldn't quite be slash. It'd probably be more like "omg! henry + eleanor! theirloveissofuckedupyettrue!" Which says a lot about my character, really.

[linabean.livejournal.com]

That would work too, dude.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heh. Pirates are funny.

[moonwhip.livejournal.com]

I tried to do this meme, but it was basically me going, "Um... pudding? Sandwiches? Bright/Ephram/sandwiches?"

And also pirates. Jack/Elizabeth, yes yes. And that Will boy, if you must.

And really anything you write. I have no critical parts. I am part-less.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I misread "part-less" as "pants-less". I don't know either.

And sandwiches! An underappeciated part of every OTP, I think.

I still find it funny that one of the main ways Sandwich was jossed was by Bright not having a big *enough* boycrush on Ephram.