letters and dorkiness

[schmerica]

Dear Simon's Rock,

Please stop sending me letters asking me for money. It makes me sad. Also, if I had money, I would still be there with you, wouldn't I? Yeah. I thought so. Think about *that*.

Love,
Erica

*****

My new favorite typo: "gorillas" for "guerrillas". Which, you know, okay, is only adequate amusement on its own. But in the context of talking about popslash AUs, it becomes wonderful. Because, gorilla!sync! They would be APES! And live in the jungle! And groom each other! Hee hee hee.

I am easily amused, yes.

Comments

[carmarthen.livejournal.com]

It's not bestiality if they're all apes, right?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Dude, it was, then it'd be bestiality every single time an animal mates. Which is kind of disturbing.

[hobbledehoy.livejournal.com]

I still love "biblical illusion" rather than allusion. . .

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That one would be particularly funny if it was by a very believing type person making it.

[hobbledehoy.livejournal.com]

It's also great, though, when it's completely unintentional. And takes a few days for you to realize that the mistake had been made. In print. Oy.

[dine.livejournal.com]

I love the idea of gorilla!sync - that's flipping great.

hey you - can I get your current address? I'm doing the card thingy, and only have your college info. dinerd(at)earthlink.net

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Man, it makes me wish I knew more about the different kinds of primates so I could cast them all by species. I need to know who's the chimp, and the gorilla, and the bonobo! I need!

Email sent, too.

[dine.livejournal.com]

I don't know enough about primates to do this justice either - but it's still a kick-ass idea.

e-mail received - and one Erica's address updated in the Big Book o' Slashers

[claire.livejournal.com]

"Ooook Oook", said Joey, seductively.

Lance cuffed Chris in the head and stole JC's lunch.

Justin leaned against the tree and scratched his arm.

Mmmm, doesn't really do it for me ;)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

And yet I still find it strangely charming.