I am never visiting the new stories page AGAIN

[schmerica]

I could seriously have lived my whole entire life without knowing that schmoopy Lex/Lionel mpreg series existed.

I will now go cry.

Comments

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

OH god, that's wrong a whole new level of wrong. Sub-basements of wrong even.

[dammitcarl.livejournal.com]

but did you get to the threesome action?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I hate you.

Although, actually, did the threesome action really add to the wrongness? I don't see how it could.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Man, I thought I was immune to the badfic. I *enjoy* the badfic! I have never wanted to scrub my brain before. MAN.

[basingstoke.livejournal.com]

...

...........


buh?

[dammitcarl.livejournal.com]

well, i could go into detail. do you want me to go into detail?

[claire.livejournal.com]

;) Well now I know too. I must go wash my brain out with bleach. Stay away from those stories.

[the-star-fish.livejournal.com]

Just chiming in with a big ol' "Eeeuuuuuwwwwwww!!!!!"

On so many levels...

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I'm going to assume that's the 'buh?' of 'how can we live in this world?' rather than the 'buh?' of 'who in the what now?'. If it is the latter, though, it's "Call Me Momma" by Linda C at the SSA New Stories page.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aww. Your brain is still pristine, even wiht the concept. It's those of us who read a few sentences that are forever sullied.

[anathema666.livejournal.com]

*harfs*

[raincitygirl.livejournal.com]

Ya know what, babe? I too could have lived my entire life without knowing that. Thanks a *lot*.

Kidding. I dont' blame you, I blame the 'writer' who traumatized you. Need me to sic some trained killers in her direction?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Did I mention the hating?

I really don't want detail, but I'm probably going to end up asking you in chat later anyway. Goddammit.

[digitalwave]

Oh my god, my brain just exploded! Clark ends up pregnant in it too. By Lionel!!! Yuckkkkk!

[prettybird.livejournal.com]

*whimper*

Excuse me for sounding five but Ewwww.....

[thawrecka]

Oh, you poor dear thing.

[akacat]

Clark ends up pregnant in it too.

*What*? You're joking, right? Just when you didn't think it could get any worse.

[digitalwave]

Honest to god...

This is from the story, this is what Lionel calls Clark and Lex at the end: his two little mammas

This is just really scary. I'm not making fun of her writing, it's the pairing and its consequences that just really got me. *shudder*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

*comforts*

There, there.

You know what makes these things go away?

*whispers*

Writing femslash!

No, really. It's a proven fact.

*fervent nod*

[basingstoke.livejournal.com]

That's the "buh" of me dying a little inside.

[harriet-spy.livejournal.com]

Truly, it's a Baccarat Figurines for our generation.

I've been watching the series unfold and thinking, Surely this is a real writer pulling a hoax, right? There's no person who could actually write this, and post it, and keep on writing more, under the delusion that this was anything but the WORST STORY IN SV HISTORY. But now I'm not sure.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aw, I'm a big believer that everyone should write what they want to make themselves happy. It's just, you know, I don't need to *know* about it.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You're just trying to take advantage of me in my fragile state!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I don't know Baccarat Figurines -- does this make me a whippersnapper with no appreciation of history?

[harriet-spy.livejournal.com]

Three words: Mulder. Skinner. Diapers.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

But just think! The rest of you can live to die a little more at the *next* one.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Oh, my.