I am never visiting the new stories page AGAIN

[schmerica]

I could seriously have lived my whole entire life without knowing that schmoopy Lex/Lionel mpreg series existed.

I will now go cry.

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[fox1013.livejournal.com]

*comforts*

There, there.

You know what makes these things go away?

*whispers*

Writing femslash!

No, really. It's a proven fact.

*fervent nod*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You're just trying to take advantage of me in my fragile state!