bribery

[schmerica]

Well. One of the eternal questions of fandom seems to always be "How do you get people to write what you want?"

There are, of course, several different answers to this question. One way involving being really really cute. Another way involves being really, really lucky, and another involves really a lot of poking. But I've found one of the best ways involves lots and lots of bribes.

So. I am aching for some good due south threesome fic. Porn is good, and nonporn is good, too; it definitely doesn't have to be a ship-type thing. Boys, girls, a combination of the two -- pretty much any three characters that inspire. (Well. All humans, preferably, but otherwise -- sure. I'm not usually crazy about Turnbull, but maybe you could convince me. Or maybe Caroline/Bob/Buck Frobisher *would* be a good story -- who knows?)

As for the bribe: if you write ds threesome for me of 100 words or more, I will write something for you in return at your request -- porny or not, your choice of ds pairing or character.

P.S. I am very very cute. Look! You want to write for me!

Comments

I am *so* ashamed. Not.

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

Come on, Dief. Be a little adventurous!"
"I *am* adventurous, Ante. Didn't I eat that donut with the lime-green icing that your woman had in her kitchen?"
"Not *that* kind of adventurous. Although, that was a mighty tasty-looking donut...hey, you're trying to change the subject. Come on! He's cute, isn't he?"
"That's hardly the point. He's...so small!"
"Size-ist half-wolf!"
"Ante, he's not moving. I don't think he's interested."
"Chicken."
"I am not!"
"Double-dog, er, double-human dare you!"
"Okay, fine, but I'm telling you, he doesn't look like he's going to be much of an active participant in this little orgy you're trying to arrange."
"That's my big boy! It'll be fun, you'll see."

"Hey, Fraser. What's up with the furface and Frannie's pooch?"
"I honestly couldn't tell you, Ray. They seem to have taken a great interest in Turnbull's stuffed wolf and...Dief! Ante! Stop that this instant."
"Like owners, like dogs."
"For God's sake, Ray...neither Frannie nor I would ever... Diefenbaker! You should be ashamed."
"Looks consensual to me, Fraser. Not like you to stand in the way of true love. Lust. Whatever."
"You're not helping, Ray."
"Heh."

Re: I am *so* ashamed. Not.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha!

Your brain is so very, very strange, my dear.

"Size-ist half-wolf!"

*snickers some more*