grrr. and also bah.

[schmerica]

1. In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey -- Beck, "Loser", guessed by callmesandy and thete1
2. Everyday she wears the same thing, I think she smokes pot -- Ben Folds Five, "Kate", guessed by mosca and notemily
3. Well I'm just outa school, feeling real real cool -- Iggy Pop, "Real Wild Child", guessed by mosca (although this is another of those songs where I have really a lot of covers; I may have actually been listening to Joan Jett or Josie and the Pussycats)
4. But when you said that I wasn't worth talking to, I had to take your word on that -- Liz Phair, "Divorce Song", guessed by callmesandy and corinna_5
5. A black cherry paradise, half the sugar twice the spice -- Josie and the Pussycats, "Three Small Words", guessed by teleute12
6. And you could be a big star, you could go far, make a landmark -- Garbage, "Shut Your Mouth", guessed by thefakeheadline and shrift
7. Once in a while there's this girl I don't know in my dreams
8. I wanted you to sleep with her and hate yourself instead of me -- Kristin Hersh, "Spain", guessed by callmesandy
9. And the one who made it made it because her breasts were really big
10. I may be dead, honey, but I was left with my eyes
11. I couldn't drink enough to make this make sense, but I think I'm gonna give it a try -- Old 97's, "Jagged", guessed by corinna_5
12. First time I shot her, shot her in the side / Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died
13. When you asked for a date I thought that you were straight -- Waitresses, "Johnny Are You Queer?", guessed by ladysorka
14. Yesterday I got so scared I shivered like a child -- Cure, "In Between Days", guessed by corinna_5 (and musesfool)
15. If you think like Thomas Edison could you invent a world for me? -- Sleater-Kinney, "One Beat", guessed by lifeinwords
16. I could be the one to be your next best friend
17. She's the one who would have taken me to my first all ages show -- Juliana Hatfield, "My Sister", guessed by arianamama
18. I search myself, I want you to find me / I forget myself, want you to remind me -- Divinyls, "I Touch Myself", guessed by thete1
19. Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party -- Producers, "Springtime for Hitler", guessed by corinna_5
20. I like it when my hair is poofy, I like it when you slip me a roofie -- Moldy Peaches, "Who's Got the Crack?", guessed by dammitcarl

Normally, you know, I would make more of an effort to have actual content here, but tonight, not so much. Because -- damn you, paper! Damn you to HELL!

So I'm going to be up all night till I get the damn thing done, but I can't get on AIM or IRC because, um, too much distraction. But I need *something*, and god knows I'm going to be checking my email eight million times tonight. Therefore, I implore you all: if you love me, leave me diverting comments tonight! Guess at lyrics. Give me comment porn or weird-ass tiny due south or firefly snippets. Tell me amusing anecdotes and strange facts. I don't even care, dude, but I will be muchly grateful for *something*.

Comments

[teleute12.livejournal.com]

5 is "Three Small Words" from Josie.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Indeed it is.

I'm a little disappointed in Fox for not getting this one, actually.

[teleute12.livejournal.com]

Hee. I would've expected her to pick that out, too. *pokes the Foxy*