writing about not writing, in five categories

[schmerica]

I. Image that has been stuck in my head for two weeks without actually leading anywhere

Glasses-wearing, shirtless Ray sitting around with the morning light hitting his tattoo. (When shared with discourse last night, this image was amended by those folks to include such elements as "unshaven and scruffy", hands draped loosely over his knees, bracelet catching flare of the morning sun, and faded loose jeans open at the waist. Mmmmm. I love fandom.)

II. Story I am not writing, because it has no plot, plus may only exist because I seem to like poking Fraser

Post-CotW one where after the adventure, Ray and Maggie end up getting together and eventually having a kid; the niece-or-nephew, half-grown, visiting and staying with Fraser in the wilderness.

III. Story I live in fond hope someone else will write someday

Long, well-written, funny, porny Fraser-or-Ray-turns-into-a-girl fic. I want it. I want it so much. Mmmm.

IV. Generator with many many possible stories I really don't want to think about anyone writing ever, along with a couple I kind of do:

http://pearlo.illuminatedtext.com/random.htm (anything with Dief or any of the older generation of Mountie gets creepy if you think about it too long, really)

V. Story I am writing, for estrella30's birthday

Well. I'm hoping this one will show itself eventually. Preferably before the day itself passes by.

Comments

[silverakira.livejournal.com]

I. Teh SEXY. Yis.

II. Will kill me, but I want to see so, so badly.

III. Long, well-written, funny, porny Fraser-or-Ray-turns-into-a-girl fic. I want it. I want it so much. Mmmm.

Ohmigod no. Stop. This one has been dancing on the edge of my brain for weeks and it just does not. Want. To die.

[callmesandy.livejournal.com]

Now this is a survey I can take! :)

[axiom_of_stripe]

Long, well-written, funny, porny Fraser-or-Ray-turns-into-a-girl fic.

well, there's one for ray vecchio that's really, really good. not that i'm pushing fraser/vecchio or anything. *cough* ;)

[aerye.livejournal.com]

I second the goodness. Not that I'm pushing Fraser/Vecchio or anything...

But yes! This is a cool, cool idea and someone should do it! Ray as a girl! And Fraser forgetting and being all extra polite and opening doors for him and standing up when he stands up, and generally driving Ray bananas, and then he walks in while Ray's struggling to get his bra off, and sex ensues! Or y'know, something something something.

[meacoustic.livejournal.com]

I hit refresh for awhile, getting mostly Ms. Fraser femslash pairings, and suddenly your machine spit back Mark Smithbauer/Mark Smithbauer. And then I had to stop.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heh. Feel free to adapt it to your own needs, my dear.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...You know, compared to some of the other Person/Same Person ones I've seen pop up, that one almost makes a little sense. Because, I mean, narcissism, right?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Woo! At a certain point, kink-hitting beats out pairing preference anyway, dude.

Actually, you know, I'm not really sure why I haven't read more F/V. Part of it might be my F/K OTP leanings, but that can't be all of it, because I do read plenty of other pairings with either of them. I think it might just be that most of the folks I know aren't writing much F/V these days (as compared to, say, the flourishing V/K stuff going on). But god knows I have no problem with Fraser getting laid. Especially s1/2 Fraser. Mmmm.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

But yes! This is a cool, cool idea and someone should do it! Ray as a girl! And Fraser forgetting and being all extra polite and opening doors for him and standing up when he stands up, and generally driving Ray bananas, and then he walks in while Ray's struggling to get his bra off, and sex ensues! Or y'know, something something something.

Eeeeeee, yes! *Totally!*

*pines for story helplessly*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

II. Will kill me, but I want to see so, so badly.

Heh, yeah, really, no. I have no semblance of an actual story for that.

Ohmigod no. Stop. This one has been dancing on the edge of my brain for weeks and it just does not. Want. To die.

But -- turning into a girl! The strangeness! The hijinks! The hot weird sex that's somehow het-and-slash at the same time! *sighs*

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Um. I just got Armando Langoustini/Ray Vecchio, and my mind started spinning with the utterly weird creepy possibilities. Oy.

[lynnmonster.livejournal.com]

I so very much want to read and/or write this. (Although I suppose I should do the promised knocking-up scene of the mpreg wingfic first...)

[ineke.livejournal.com]

Yes! Goddamn, every other fandom but DS has more genderswap stories than you can shake a stick at -- we're gypped, I tell ya. Gypped!

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

oooooo! I want ALL of these!

Is it too late to request them all for my bday?

*bats eyelashes prettily*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Not at all! Go ahead!

Oh, wait -- did you want *me* to write them?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

(Although I suppose I should do the promised knocking-up scene of the mpreg wingfic first...)

The fact that you can utter that sentence with complete seriousness is one of the thing I love about you most, I think.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It's *so* my favorite of the classic cliches, man. And obviously, based on these comments, there is a large girl-shaped hole for someone to fill!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heh. On the other hand, though, I actually find Fraser/Fraser kind of intriguing.

[silverakira.livejournal.com]

Ohmigod, that was fantastic. Kink definitely out-riding pairing on this one.

Thanks for the rec!

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

oh god. I sort of really very much want that. Please stop making me pine for DS genderswap...

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

oh god. I sort of really very much want that. Please stop making me pine for DS genderswap...

*confused* But why? It's so yummy to think about...

[spainja.livejournal.com]

Huh. I see. You'd have to clone him, though, and then--

Oh, see, no--they'd just end up talking each other to death all night long, trying to analyze the metaphysical and philosophical ramifications of what's happened, and never actually gettting around to the hot sex.

Or end up killing each other. One of the two.

[spainja.livejournal.com]

Long, well-written, funny, porny Fraser-or-Ray-turns-into-a-girl fic. I want it. I want it so much. Mmmm

Oh, hell, I've actually been tossing this idea around in my head for a while now. Except in my version, they both end up as women, and end up calling in Stella and Frannie to help them out, and Ray Vecchio gets a crush on Ms. Fraser that freaks him the hell out, and there's femslash (kinda) and het!sex, and...yeah.

Not that I'm ever going to actually write it, though--I have scenes and conversation in my mind, but I can't actually wrap my mind around a *plot*. I do have a great mental image of what each of them would look like as women, though.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*nod* I know exactly what you mean. They seem to be the kind of ideas, though, that are still quite satisfying to just fantasize about.