"closet." "what kind of question is that?"

[schmerica]

Everybody who filled out my incredibly stupid poll yesterday -- yay, thank you! It entertained me greatly.

I found the word association bits particularly amusing, I think -- I'ma go ahead and share the various responses.

Fraser/Kowalski

who?
committed relationship
Dira, write the AU where they're *cops*
destined
Hot
Mmmmmmmm
um.
hot
buttoned
more than the sum of their parts
everyone keeps talking about them
uncontrolled
OTP 4-evah!
SQOON
shiny in a blinding sort of way
mmmmm
yum
Vecchio rules!
Ray. Ray, Ray, Ray *Ray*
mush!
mmmmmmmmmmmm!
Tender
Canadian shack
"I will kick you in the head!"
Fandoms I don't read in
Frasier?
Hat!
mmmmm
Sadly not my fandom, darling.
freak
snow
red flannel
...
So hot omg

Ray/Ray

see above
Smut.
You can't have sex with your own alter ego!
snarkfest
No... just no.
No thank you.
Um?
better than RayV/Fraser
unbuttoned
raunchy sex
they're two different people, right?
inevitable
mind-meltingly hot
Can't quite go there yet.
...RayV/Zuko. Has anyone done it?
ooooh
you are weird
Vecchio rules, but not that much.
Fucks like bunnies.
"I have two Rays. Two."
unlikely
Brutal
Aggression, pain, and dirty, dirty sex.
"NOw, that's just silly, Ray."
No more meta on that, thanks.
Ban!
Huh?
ew
Your fandom is bizarre, and frightens me.
fucker
rayrayrayrayrayray
brown tweed
Masturbation? (No, I know, two people...)
Wrong. So wrong. Give me more, please.

Frannie/RayK

I... *flounders*
Interesting
Dream on, Frannikins.
cozy
Very nice if done well.
They're siblings! Kind of!
erm.
wrong (she belongs with Turnbull!)
incest
siblings
I hear she's a girl
desperate
sick yet secretly delightful
consolation sex!
oh poor frannie
wha?
no thanks
Two will enter! One will leave!
Too sweet.
I dunno
just plain silly
Skirt
Ewwwwww.
"You slept with MY SISTER??"
People write het in that fandom?
Quoi?
Um.
huh
Het! It's the new... het, actually.
family
Franie rakes leaves! um.
yellow wool
...
Awww! But, no! Wait! He belongs with Fraser!

Inara/Kaylee

THIS IS NOT THE NERD YOU ARE LOOKING FOR
Huh?
Luscious optimistic space love
moist
Not sure.
Firefly boring
soft like steel
hair pettage (see sineala's icon)
mmmmmmmmmdelicious
giggles
mmmyes
who?
eeeeeeeeeeeeeew! so girly!
hot like whoa.
inara has a creepy chin.
pretty.
yes please
So, how much did she charge Kaylee, anyways?
Opposites attract
Is that Firefly? Which one is the Hawt black woman?
hot damn!
Yum
Who?
"Shiny!"
No words, just pretty mental pictures.
HOTT!
Whatever.
Kaylee/River! choose Kaylee/River!
They're too cute. TOO CUTE.
fascination
drum
orange silk
Mmmmm.
*weeping* They should send this show where I am. Seriously

Simon/River

um...look over there! *scarpers*
Hmmm.
Mal will kill her if she tries anything.
sacrifice
unknown
Firefly boring
duh
protective
pale
devoted
I wish Erica would write some CSI
disinterested
not right dammit. (kaylee!)
only you, Erica. Only you.
i don't like ship in space. it's too removed from my own experiences.
awwww.
ew...just ew.
Alas, "crazy space incest" is le mot just.
sibling devotion
eh, whatever
really really inappropriately close
So wrong yet so fucking right.
Who?
Berry-picking.
Somebody else's kink.
Things that happen in the darkness.
Pallid.
mmmn angst
Disturbing. Yet adorable and oddly right.
fucked-up
Dude, you're copulagting with a geographic feature!
white plastic
Nah.
See above.

Okay, now back to homework. Oh, my life of excitement and intrigue!

Comments

[merriehaskell.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but, it's just the first thing I *think*. And she asked.