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[schmerica]

Somehow the conversation in chat this afternoon got around to college mascots, so I shared the fact that my school's mascot happens to be the geoduck. As scrunchy and bexless are not Northwest girls, they had no clue what one was, of course.

So speshope and I sent them to google image search.

Heh heh heh. Those poor traumatized girls.

bex: merciful zeus
bex: what the frig is that thing???

pearl-o: it's a giant clam.

bex: there is nothing duckesque about it!

stef: i'm gonna have to go look it up, too, aren't i?

bex: it's terrifying! it's like a Thing that Fell to Earth!

stef: gyeah whoa!

bex: i know!!!

stef: that ain't right.

spes: *High fives Erica*

bex: i don't ever want to be within ten feet of one of those things

stef: ew. it's like the Wild Schlong Mollusk

pearl-o: it's pronounced "gooey-duck", too.

bex: omg
bex: you're making this shit up

stef: son of a ... damn.
stef: i'm never going to sleep again.

bex: word. can't sleep. wild schlong mollusk will eat me.
bex: where is this thing? where does it live?
bex: because i want to avoid there