mmm, bacon

[schmerica]

Packaging on the Safeway bacon I cooked tonight:

Canadians have long been respected for their unique institutions -- the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (they always get their man!), hockey (most of the great players are from Canada), maple syrup (experts acknowledge, it's the best in the world) and bacon. This tasty meat is hand-trimmed then slowly smoked over northern maple. We believe you will recognize the truly distinctive flavor of this premium quality product -- it's what bacon is all about.

See, Dira? It makes *sense*! If you squint a whole lot! Um.

Comments

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I was thinking about you as I was typing it up! Also about that "Canadian-style bread" I bought once and read you the schpiel for. Except now I can't remember what it said, except that it was supposed to be less crappy than American bread.