kinky and flippant

[schmerica]

I was looking through my archives for the post I made a long while back about "cock-hungry weasels", because dsudis and I were talking about cliches. I couldn't find it after all, but I didn't entertain myself with some of my old subject lines. "Ray is sekritly a harem girl, you know", for example, which led to fruitful discussion of the wonders of stories with sex slaves and getting kidnapped to brothels and billionaires' harems and becoming whores or gaining crippling addictions to ass-fucking. Ahhhh, good times.

Also found in my archives was this still pretty entertaining meme:

Invent fanfic I've written and post about it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it is something that I've never written. Give me feedback! Mention your favourite quote! Flame me! Illustrate it! You know you want to.

Comments

Your latest Firefly fic

[katemonkey.livejournal.com]

I seriously cannot believe you killed off the entire crew there. And in such a way too! Only you could've pulled off Kaylee getting Space Rabies from a shipment of monkeys and then slowly infecting the entire crew.

Seriously, dude. I am in awe. Except for the part where Wash stripped down to his skivvies and began painting his body in Mal's blood -- that was just kinda weird and a bit too Lord Of The Flies for me. I mean, wouldn't've been better if it was Simon's?

Anyways, I loved it. That was fucked up, man.

*snicker*