she has a dirty mind. it's all her.

[schmerica]

So I'm online, trying to import as many of my cds as possible onto my iTunes before I leave tomorrow, and brooklinegirl shows up on yahoo and lets me have a CRAZY STRESS FREAK-OUT on her shoulder. This is very comforting. Even more so is the conversation following.

brooklinegirl: oh, sweetie! You need major snugs. and porn.

pearl_o: *nods sadly*
pearl_o: *curls up next to you*

brooklinegirl: um. it'll get better? there will be ALL NEW PORN to distract you. once I"m back at work. and you know. getting paid to stay awake.

pearl_o: *snugs you*
pearl_o: *looks at screencaps for comfort*

brooklinegirl: *points at Fraser with baby as particular pic of comfort-giving*

pearl_o: actually, I'm going with the scruffy telephone pole.
pearl_o: http://pearlo.illuminatedtext.com/images/scruffy3.jpg

brooklinegirl: mmmmmm

pearl_o: http://pearlo.illuminatedtext.com/images/laughing.jpg

pearl_o: why are they so pretty, tracey?

brooklinegirl: because god wants us to be happy.
brooklinegirl: and also to write porn.

pearl_o: Amen.
pearl_o: you know, speaking as someone who's not even vaguely a F/V person, I have no way to interpret this picture that isn't Fraser coming on to Vecchio.
pearl_o: http://pearlo.illuminatedtext.com/images/elevator1.jpg
pearl_o: I think it's the posture and the head-tilt.

brooklinegirl: *nodsnodsnods*
brooklinegirl: it's just there.
brooklinegirl: honestly, dude, fraser having a crush on vecchio? is, like, a thing lately.
brooklinegirl: *nodsnods*

pearl_o: it's so cute, too. it's like they were having some random conversation
pearl_o: and then there's a pause
pearl_o: and Fraser's like "so..."

brooklinegirl: "...want to take off my pants?"
brooklinegirl: *koff*
brooklinegirl: or you know. something like that.

pearl_o: *nod*
pearl_o: I don't think the sentence really needs to be finished, even.
pearl_o: I think it'd be hard not to catch on.

brooklinegirl: *nodsnods*

Comments

[silverakira.livejournal.com]

brooklinegirl: because god wants us to be happy.
brooklinegirl: and also to write porn.

[dies laughing]

God, you two are just too cute.

Also: [hugs] because stress is badbadbad. See, me? I'm trying to sleep as little as possible because I most emphatically DO NOT want this vacation to end.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*snugs you back* See, the problem with the sleep thing? Is while it makes it last longer, once it ends it's even more painful. Eep.

[tazical.livejournal.com]

actually, I'm going with the scruffy telephone pole.

It says something about this fandom that you can say that and without a pause I just know exactly what you mean.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I think it would say something if you didn't. Are there fandoms out there with multiple things that could apply to?

[tazical.livejournal.com]

I'm just wondering what the reaction of the Average Joe on the street would be if you went up to him and casually mentioned that you'd like to go with a scruffy telephone pole *g*