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[schmerica]

I keep reading more of nostalgia_lj's anonymous comments post, and I keep getting more and more MOST FAVORITES. There are really an amazing amount of stupid, funny, or bizarre people and opinions out there.

Still, though, I think this one holds a special place in my heart. Honestly, how did I go so long without knowing what is apparently basic syntax?

Apparently I now need to go through all my stories and try and figure out who is the dominant and/or topping character in each one. I'm uncertain if it's mostly or entirely a matter of the ass sex, or force of personality.

Also, I'm a little unclear about whether the dominant/submissive part or the male/female part is the overreaching one in the poster's vision. What if it's het with the girl topping, I mused to fox1013 and dsudis?

Fox said, "OMG GIRLS DON'T TOP WTF!!!1"

Dira said, "Duh THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE. GENDER ROLES, PEOPLE."

I said, "...Oh." And then I hid my wife-fucking-her-husband-up-the-ass fic in the corner and whistled innocently.

On an unrelated note, this Series of Unfortunate Events incest ficlet was so good it made me making little squeeble noises.

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[medie]

The whole thing has me cracking up like mad. Apparently I'm hated cause I'm nice. Or nicer than I am talented (buh?) or something...and the ye old lopping off (or adding) of naughty bits got dragged up and then the rest of it..

It's all with the brain melty logic. The Slash ones and the fandom ones have me rolling. I mean, they couldn't be anymore obvious if they put 'ship signs over their heads. Doesn't matter *which* fandom. So cute really *pets them all*