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I think that's the last of the ones I'm committed to doing, now. Time for Fox to catch up!

*****

Ray Kowalski/Missy Pantone (due South/Bring It On)

So Ray and Fraser are the ones that get called in when the weird shit starts going down at the college cheerleading convention downtown. And boy, is that not a sentence Ray expected to be coming out of his mouth anytime ever, but apparently God smiles at everybody sometimes, even Ray Kowalski.

Of course Fraser spends the whole time completely earnest, completely straight-faced, completely *Mountie*, like he doesn't even notice that the hotel is fulled to bursting with young, hot, athletic, *flexible* girls.

Not that Ray is a dirty old man or anything -- hey, he knows they're out of his league, and jeez, he wouldn't know what to do with a twenty-year-old if he *had* one, these days -- but he has eyes. Which is apparently more than he can say for Fraser. Those two girls over there are hanging all over him, touching the uniform and cooing over Dief and talking about how they've never been to Canadia before, isn't it cold?

Ray can't help snorting at the whole thing. He jumps a little and whips around when someone else laughs behind his back.

It's this thin, stacked dark-haired girl with way too much eye make-up. Ray remembers seeing her around earlier with the tiny blonde one who was freaking the fuck out about everything until Fraser calmed her down. That one had been exactly Ray's type twenty years ago, except for the being so highstrung Ray practically had an ulcer just being around her for five minutes.

"They're some piece of work, huh?" Eyeliner Girl says, nodding her chin toward Fraser and touchy-feely twins.

"You could say that," Ray admits.

Eyeliner Girl grins at him. "I'm Missy. You got a light?"

There's a no smoking sign right behind Fraser's head, but Ray drags out his lighter. "Uh, isn't that bad for the -- stuff?"

"Oh yeah," says Missy, leaning in to him with her cigarette. "If Torrance saw me she'd kick my ass."

She moves closer to him, even after he's got it lit, and the way she's looking at him makes it click all of a sudden -- the kid's flirting with him.

Giving an old man a thrill, he thinks, but what the hell -- she's cute, she looks like she has a sense of humor. He's got time to kill before Fraser's going to escape from his questioning, so he looks down at her, gives her his slowest, wickedest smile. "I'm Ray."

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18/1/05 01:50 (UTC)
reginagiraffe: Stick figure of me with long wavy hair and giraffe on shirt. (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] reginagiraffe
*I* want a slow, wicked Ray smile!

Lucky girl.

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21/1/05 19:58 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Oh, doesn't *everybody*?

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18/1/05 02:09 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] abelladonna.livejournal.com
I think I love you.

Really. Because, two people I have crushes on in one fic? Be still my heart.

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21/1/05 19:58 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
*grins* Thanks!

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18/1/05 02:33 (UTC)
ext_3545: Jon Walker, being adorable! (Default)
Posted by [identity profile] dsudis.livejournal.com
eeeeee! This is awesome!

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18/1/05 02:36 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] tex.livejournal.com
Yeah, what [livejournal.com profile] reginagiraffe said. Excellent!

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21/1/05 19:58 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Thanks!

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18/1/05 02:49 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] umbo.livejournal.com
*brain explodes from picturing these two together* (in a good way)

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21/1/05 19:58 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Heh. Huzzah for happy explosions, then.

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18/1/05 03:34 (UTC)
china_shop: Close-up of Zhao Yunlan grinning (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] china_shop
Hee! This is great. :)

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21/1/05 19:58 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Thank you!

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18/1/05 11:31 (UTC)
ngaio: (badass geek-tarar)
Posted by [personal profile] ngaio
Oh but now I want more! I wanna hear Fraser talking about the cheerleaders and being all polite and politically correct, and I want more Ray/Missy.

(and I'm not going to point out that neither Missy nor Ray smoke because I like the mental images!)

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21/1/05 20:00 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Well, Ray isn't actually smoking in this, and he *does* canonically carry a lighter in "Burning Down the House." But yes about Missy; I think it's reasonable to extrapolate her smoking years after the movie, but I really don't do anything to support it in this short of a thing here.

But, yay! I'm glad you enjoyed.

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21/1/05 21:10 (UTC)
ngaio: (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] ngaio
Dammit! I forgot Ray carried a lighter. Sorry!

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18/1/05 12:07 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] tazical.livejournal.com
How does this work? This shouldn't work like this! Wonderful!

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21/1/05 20:01 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Heh, thanks. It's amazing how many pretty things seem to almost make sense with Ray Kowalski. If you, you know, squnt a lot.

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18/1/05 13:26 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] burntcopper.livejournal.com
Mmmm... Missy and Ray... :countdown to explosion in five. four. three:

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21/1/05 20:01 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
*grins* I couldn't resist the pretty picture of that pairing, dude.

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18/1/05 15:16 (UTC)
celli: a woman and a man holding hands, captioned "i treasure" (Dana)
Posted by [personal profile] celli
Go for it, Ray! *eggs him on*

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21/1/05 20:01 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
*snickers*

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18/1/05 21:25 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_swallow/
Seriously my brain just exploded. Reema and I had decided that Ray K. and Lorelai Gimore were the wacky crossover OTP of doooom, but Missy/RayK just fried my goddamned head.

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21/1/05 20:02 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Yay! I think. There's no bad in head exploding, I think.

(Although Lorelai Gilmore/Ray? ...Huh. I think my head hurts.)

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