mmmm. pretty.

[schmerica]

I spent much of today so far either a) torturing brooklinegirl with badfic and my Google game or b) dreamily describing to her, estrella30 and basically anyone who would listen all the stuff circling around my head this week.

"Where are all the historical AUs, people?" I said. "And there should be more femslash. And, mmm, sex toy fic. And what about F/K set right now in the present day? And I wonder if Nifra is ever going to finish the genderfuck. And you know what I like? Cliche 'we must share a sleeping bag for warmth!' porn*. Also mmmm, scruffy. Or, oh, amnesia fic, or sex pollen, or hooker AUs, or basically anything at all from thete1's list of cliches!"

You get the idea. You would think some of this would inspire me to story-ideas myself, but no such luck, apparently. (Although dsudis *did* help me figure out what I want to do for the sekrit project, so that's exciting. Hopefully that will be done for Monday.)

It's quite warm out; I'm sleepy and have classes and papers and stressful social engagements tonight. This is one of those days I wished I had _aerye_'s amazing comment porn talents. *admires from afar*

*lyra_sena actually wrote this one in her no-lj porn snippets. This is yet another reason we love Lyra.

Comments

[nifra-idril.livejournal.com]

*eyes you, and then eyes length of GENDERFUCKMONSTROSITYOMG*

*cough*

I may possibly be too far into this to ever give up on it. *begins to re-read and think of writing more*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YAY!

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Well, I think you should write VMars fic.

For the record.

[nifra-idril.livejournal.com]

....*cough*... I think you should write Very Vampires! *waves pom poms really cutely*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

...You're poking me in Erica's journal now?

You're good.

You are very, very good, and I am a little bit afraid.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...EVIL TEASE! *takes away points again*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I wonder why they call them "crocodile tears" and not "FOX TEARS".

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Probably I am better at it than crocodiles are.

*does not even pretend to be offended*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Plus, cuter.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

That is a very good point.

*glows*

*gives you a cookie*

[daughtershade.livejournal.com]

"We must share the sleeping bag for warmth, Ray."

I stare at him like he's out of his bug fuck mind. Of course, he would decide that *now* it's time for snuggle lovin'. And I'm not fooled one bit by that warmth crap. Why did Fraser wait until I'd been turned into a woman and forced into prostitution by alien sex pollen before he wanted me? Why couldn't he love me as I was? I ought to tell him to blow me, except I ain't got nothing to blow anymore, damnit. He gives me a lusty look as I scratch one of my tits.

"Forget it! I'm sleeping with Dief!" I yell and march over to the nest of blankets in the corner with the snoring wolf on them. I pause to pull the panties out of my ass. Being a woman is a bitch. No wonder Stella always bit my head off.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

This is utterly and bizarre perfect. Wow. *stunned silly*

[daughtershade.livejournal.com]

I only realize this now that this is Lynn level fucked up. *snicker* Hee! Glad you liked it.

Clichefic turns my crank as well.

[imkalena.livejournal.com]

EEEEEE!

You rock. :)