urine, or motorboats?

[schmerica]

pearl_o: So. Birthday.
pearl_o: what do you want?
lyra_sena: hee!
lyra_sena: whatever you want to give me, darlin.
lyra_sena: *snugs you*
pearl_o: *rolls eyes*
lyra_sena: no, seriously!
lyra_sena: I'll be happy with anything.
pearl_o: If you get, like, Turnbull watersports or something you have given up all right to not adore it.
lyra_sena: except like, TU --
lyra_sena: BWAH
lyra_sena: *eyes you*
lyra_sena: you know what I like.
pearl_o: *looks innocent*
lyra_sena: and if you write me Turnbull watersports I will be forced to defriend you.
lyra_sena: *G*
pearl_o: You LIE.
pearl_o: You would not defriend me.
lyra_sena: JUST TRY ME.
lyra_sena: or -- wait.
pearl_o: JUST WATCH ME.
lyra_sena: no DON"T TRY ME
pearl_o: You sure?
lyra_sena: I DO NOT WANT TURNBULL IN A SPEEDO FOR MY BIRTHDAY
pearl_o: um, honey.
pearl_o: you know by watersports I mean, like, golden showers, right?
pearl_o: Not, like, jet skiing.
lyra_sena: ... oh.
lyra_sena: *WEEPS EVEN MORE*
pearl_o: heeeeeeeeee.
lyra_sena: you're so meeeeaaaannnnnn
pearl_o: I just want to make you happy!

Comments

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Dude, when you get that upset over the jet-skiing, the urine almost seems anticlimactic, you know?

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

LOL! Hey, I can't help it -- I'm not a dirty pervert like the rest of y'all!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...I'm really impressed by how you got that out with a straight face.