this song and coke with lime are my discoveries of the week

[schmerica]

I hope all of you not going to the con this weekend realize you are now expected to do double-duty to entertain me until the ranks are full again. Triple duty for those of you in dS fandom.

(...It's funny when I pretend like I have authority, isn't it? *goes back to being small and cute like a gerbil*)

Comments

[cesperanza.livejournal.com]

Ces waves! I'll be around--and I'm pootling with a Wilby Wonderful story, so!

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

Dude, WORD UP. I am totally sitting here staring at the wall, wondering why no one (read: BLG and Estrella *g*) is posting, and then I was like, RIGHT THAT STUPID CON HATE HATE HATERATE!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

and I'm pootling with a Wilby Wonderful story, so!

You realize those are words that put immense joy into my heart. YAY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*BONDS with you in our hate!*

They're all bitches, aren't they? Pfft.

Also, you know, Kathleen Hanna is actually pretty hot.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

I totally don't know what she looks like! I'm sorry! When everyone else was listening to Bikini Kill, I was listening to Journey and Bon Jovi!

*repents*

(Actually, I really dislike Bikini Kill. And Le Tigre. I'm a heathen, what can I say?)

I hate things that prevent the posting of copious fic! I might have to finish the Ray/Welsh in retaliation. *g*

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

(Although the Julie Ruin song "You Make Me Wanna Crochet" is pretty hott.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*grins* I wasn't even making a comment on the music quality. Hee.

And dude, that would totally show them. I'm trying to think of what else we could write that would cause them to symbolically defriend us. I think ray/ray/fraser threesomes squick them out, but you're not going to write rayv sex. *thinks more* All I'm coming up with are way out there kinks, dammit. Rage is not enough of an excuse to make me write necrophilia and bestiality and scat for them.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

Dude, I would SO write V/K/F, except for that I have NO V voice at all.

"Oh, Fraser!" said Vecchio, "do me harder!"

"Shut up, Vecchio," said Kowalski. "Suck me."

"I'm not Fraser," said the Mountie. "I'm Turnbull!"

"Stop touching the Armani!" screamed Vecchio. "Stop touching the Armani!"


Um.

Hee.

I think that the way to make them symbolically defriend us is to write the bad fic.

"I will never love anyone the way I love you," Ray swore. He threw himself onto Fraser's coffin and let the tears flow. Later he would mourn Fraser with alcohol and cigarettes and meaningless sex with Vecchio, but for now... for now he would cry.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

Also, could you imagine how long a fic would have to be in order to explain through characterization and/or plotting Ray Vecchio and scat?

Actually, if Ray Vecchio went crazy and had to be committed, surely there could be a scene in which he smears poop on walls and then jerks off.

[china_shop]

I'll be around. We can make our own fun. :)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Actually, if Ray Vecchio went crazy and had to be committed, surely there could be a scene in which he smears poop on walls and then jerks off.

*dead*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I think that the way to make them symbolically defriend us is to write the bad fic.

See, you have more faith in them than I do. They'd probably think it was funny. Either that or "Wow, I didn't think anybody could make that work, but I totally believe in Ray and Fraser's soul bond and alien mating rituals! THEY ARE SO IN LOVE."

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*grins* Yay fun!

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

I think that if I posted shitty fic, SK would kill me. Literally and figuratively. *g*

"Wow, I didn't think anybody could make that work, but I totally believe in Ray and Fraser's soul bond and alien mating rituals! THEY ARE SO IN LOVE."

Okay, that's Estrella! Haha.



"Why did you leave us?" sobbed Pearl. "Lale made me read Frannie/Welsh and Welsh/Turnbull and Fraser/Dief! Fraser/Dief!"

"Well," said Estrella pragmatically, "at least you've been reading."

"Yeah," added BLG. "Reading is FUNdamental, Pearl! Don't complain to us!"

[china_shop]

I predict much commentfic. (Plus I have like 7K words of deleted scenes from my latest story to tidy up and post. :)

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

Maybe the way to make them defriend us is to write the epic Wilby Wonderful/Hardcore Logo/due South crossover! Duck/Billy/Ray!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Okay, you are officially insane. Because CKR doppelganger sex wouldn't make them try to see if they could friend us, like, eight times more.

Also, the other problem with your scenario there is I think at this point I have like zero credibility in the "she made me read X!!!" thing. They'd be like "...Someone did this to you? And not the other way around? Are you sure you didn't come up with it?"

You are like the only person more down there than I am, though, because I just talk about all the stuff I read and about how I'm glad there isn't a lot of Benton/Bob incest and blah blah blah; you actually write stuff.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Also, I like Frannie/Welsh! Hee. Although I wonder if Thatcher/Fraser would work for the defriending? The trouble is they seem to go along with everything, eventually, even if they bitch about it. They're too damn EASY.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

I'm glad there isn't a lot of Benton/Bob incest

Um. Ew. Me too!

I have noticed that if I start to write a bizarre pairing, sometimes people will actually follow along and write more of the bizarre pairing! It happened lots of time in lotrips, and then in the O.C.!

"...Someone did this to you? And not the other way around? Are you sure you didn't come up with it?"

Haha, that is a good point. Whereas I am constantly being forced into reading perverted pairings for the amusment of others!

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

Frannie/Welsh is possibly my favorite pairing in the fandom, besides F/K, which sometimes I am not all that keen on. Sometimes I am like, "For the love of Viggo, Kowalski, give it the fuck up -- he's a stuck up prick who is always making fun of people and too freaking repressed and you could do waaaay better! Move on!"

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

they seem to go along with everything, eventually, even if they bitch about it. They're too damn EASY.

All they really want is porn. *G*

What if. We did. Um. A LOT OF DEATH FIC.

Also, I bet we'd get defriended if we wrote Evil!Vecchio fic! Vecchio/Victoria! My new OTP!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I am like, "For the love of Viggo, Kowalski, give it the fuck up -- he's a stuck up prick who is always making fun of people and too freaking repressed and you could do waaaay better! Move on!"

Heeeeee. I actually really am even more emotionally invested in Fraser than I am in Ray -- he hits all of my bizarrely specific character kinks. This is actually the reason, by the way, why they haven't yet roped me into Ray/Ray. They're all "la la la snark! la la la PORN!" and I'm like "...so Fraser's all alone? *lip wobble*".

Also, what happened to that horribly awful Frannie/Fraser you were going to write? You should add that back to the queue, after your half-dozen other things!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Dude, Estrella's favorite story of mine is the deathfic! *sighs heavily*

Maybe if we were just really really really mean to RayK?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I am still triumphant over all the people I made to read and/or write Frannie/RayK, yo. Bizarre pairings contagion rocks!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Commentfic, YAY. Deleted scenes, even more YAY!