this song and coke with lime are my discoveries of the week

[schmerica]

I hope all of you not going to the con this weekend realize you are now expected to do double-duty to entertain me until the ranks are full again. Triple duty for those of you in dS fandom.

(...It's funny when I pretend like I have authority, isn't it? *goes back to being small and cute like a gerbil*)

Comments

[cesperanza.livejournal.com]

Ces waves! I'll be around--and I'm pootling with a Wilby Wonderful story, so!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

and I'm pootling with a Wilby Wonderful story, so!

You realize those are words that put immense joy into my heart. YAY.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

Dude, WORD UP. I am totally sitting here staring at the wall, wondering why no one (read: BLG and Estrella *g*) is posting, and then I was like, RIGHT THAT STUPID CON HATE HATE HATERATE!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*BONDS with you in our hate!*

They're all bitches, aren't they? Pfft.

Also, you know, Kathleen Hanna is actually pretty hot.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

I totally don't know what she looks like! I'm sorry! When everyone else was listening to Bikini Kill, I was listening to Journey and Bon Jovi!

*repents*

(Actually, I really dislike Bikini Kill. And Le Tigre. I'm a heathen, what can I say?)

I hate things that prevent the posting of copious fic! I might have to finish the Ray/Welsh in retaliation. *g*

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

(Although the Julie Ruin song "You Make Me Wanna Crochet" is pretty hott.)

[china_shop]

I'll be around. We can make our own fun. :)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*grins* Yay fun!

[china_shop]

I predict much commentfic. (Plus I have like 7K words of deleted scenes from my latest story to tidy up and post. :)

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

...But aren't you equally responsible for entertaining US?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...No.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

That seems unfair, somehow.

*eyes*

[cyprinella]

How about I post an icon with a gerbil?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeee. I actually find gerbils kind of weird looking -- they sound cuter than they are, somehow, so they work good for similes. But, uh, they actually weird me out a little bit. It might just be the rodent thing.

[cyprinella]

I"m a bit biased and think they're horribly cute. :) We couldn't have cats or dogs for years and I can't now that I'm apartment living so I've had gerbils for about ten years. I have three right now. They're my favorite rodents - although I've never owned rats and I've heard that they're *awesome* pets.

[cyprinella]

Also, this is a much cuter picture of one of my late ratlings.

[celli]

I actually have a dS story to post this weekend! Maybe two. *thinks* Probably not.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

WOOT!

[engenda.livejournal.com]

Oh. Yay. Others will be around too. And yay for fic. And sleepy Ray.

Although, I have a very sekrit kink for RayK/Thatcher. Some good RayK/Thatcher smut would while away the hours. I could never see RayK/Thatcher as a long term thing, more along the lines of a once off or a fling type thing. Incredibly snarky, condescension form both sides, and incredibly hot against the wall sex. Thatcher in her yellow twinsetty thing that she wore in the ep with the rocks. Skirt rucked up, one thigh hooked over Ray's hip. Ray's face in her neck, the puffs of air from his panting hot against her skin. There's this small part of her mind that's amazed that she'd ever let Detective Vecchio - the pretend Vecchio - touch her, and that amazement is compounded by the fact that, oh god, it's so good. She has felt this good in so long. He's hitting *that* place inside her and she can't help but moan. Her hands clench in the material of his shirt at his back before tugging and pulling and sliding her hands underneath to touch his skin, and when her nails rake over his spine he grunts in her ear.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Woot, het porn! RayK/Thatcher isn't really one of my favorites -- I think it might jsut be that s3 Thatcher doesn't do it for me, you know? s2 she was a) much more interesting and b) way hotter.

[claire.livejournal.com]

If I was a mean person, I would write a comment fic something like:

Benny's eyes filled with tears, "I love you, Stan" he said passionately.
"I love you, too, Benny" Stan said, weeping, "I am you'res forever."
"Oh yes, Stan!" Benny said, kissing him, "You are mine."

Just then Victoria broke down Stan's apartment door and shot him before shooting herself.

"Oh, Stan!" Benny hugged the dyeing man close. "I cannot live without you. You are my everything!"

So Benny killed himself.

The End.

But I am not mean, so I won't.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeee. Is it sad that I want to respond with "You can't end there! What happened to Victoria! Jeez, you could at least wind up your plot threads."

...I think probably.

[claire.livejournal.com]

But Victoria killed herself, for she could not stand the angst of having killed Benny's true love.

OK, so how about my first story that I've ever written that wasn't for a challenge somewhere. OK, it's only 217 words, but still:

---

Before Ray Vecchio had been Armando Langustini, he'd never had any problems sleeping. Now, however, the slightest noise woke him.

Like a car door slamming. He reminded himself that it was undoubtedly Mrs Norris from 3b leaving for the early shift at the bakery, and not Sal and Little Tony back from a job.

Ray blinked a few times, then buried his nose further into Stella's hair, his hand resting on her stomach. Every time he woke this early, he reminded himself how blessed he was. He had Benny for a best friend, an amazing woman for his wife, and a son on the way. He grinned as he felt Raymundo Jr kick and rubbed his hand soothingly on Stella's back as she woke and murmured something at him.

He just couldn't believe how lucky he was – Ray Kowalski had covered for him while he was off with the Mob. Ray had done an excellent job, increasing his arrest rate by five percent and cleaning up two of his old cases. And now he'd married Ray's ex-wife. Sometimes he felt sorry for Ray Kowalski, knowing he now had the best that Kowalski had to give.

Still, he thought drowsily, as he drifted back to sleep, Ray had the best part of him now, too, up there in Canada.

[lifeinwords.livejournal.com]

I am one with your sentiments, and will do my best to amuse you this weekend!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yay amusement! Between lj, my logic problems and OMG AMAZON PACKAGE NEW BOOKS that came today, I am feeling much more optimistic.