probably something bad, i'm thinking

[schmerica]

"What would happen if plate tectonics were to stop"

Dear Random Internet Surfer,

I certainly hope you found my random homosexual porn about characters from cancelled Canadian TV shows a useful response to your query. I do try!

love,
me

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[minervacat.livejournal.com]

that only reinforces my desire to run a "referrer logs" fic challenge - where i make a post collecting the strangest/funniest/wrongest referrers people have gotten, post a big list, and everyone claims one and writes a story for it.

like my handjob story! or, you know, that search! or the one where someone found my site searching for "where are the tacos" or "why is she under my desk", both of which i suspect led their searchers to a willow/fred story involving tacos and hiding under a desk.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

What's really weird, I think, is when you get one that seems totally bizarre and then realize it actually makes total sense. Like, I got one for "not the blowjob fairy" once, and it was really funny? Until I, uh, realized I actually had used that phrase in a story.

[minervacat.livejournal.com]

now i want to read that story. :D

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee. It's one of my really early Smallville stories, back when I was a newbie. I, uh, can't reread anything from that fandom, so I can't so anything about the actual quality other than it's lower than my writing now.

[hobbledehoy.livejournal.com]

happy april fools to them!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

And to you, my dear.

[hobbledehoy.livejournal.com]

xox

[http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/]

That'll learn 'em. Next time they'll be sure to modify the search to:

"what if plate tectonics were to stop" -cock

P.S. That story is hotness. Guh.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee, thank you!

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

You are truly a great resource!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*beams*