this is my death glare

[schmerica]

FRASER LOVES BOTH OF RAY'S BREASTS. HE LOVES THEM A LOT.

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[estrella30.livejournal.com]

That fact that you even have to write this? IS JUST CRAZY!

CANT YOU SEE THAT YOU FREAK???

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

HI, POT! I LOVE YOU!

SIGNED,
KETTLE

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

DEAR KETTLE,

IM HERE IN MY GLASS HOUSE.
*throws stones*

LOVE,
POT

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*MOCKS YOUR LACK OF APOSTROPHES*

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

I'm just totally amused at thinking of someone stumbling upon this, having no previous knowledge of the exchange from which it stemmed.

(*sigh* I'm surrounded by people today. *cries*)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

People suck!

*moves stabby face to them*

[minervacat.livejournal.com]

i love the fact that i have the sort of flist that posts these wonderful things for me to read.

i love both of ray's breasts, too. ♥

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

i love the fact that i have the sort of flist that posts these wonderful things for me to read.

Heeeeee. I do what I can!

And, seriously. There is no part of Ray's body, real or fictional, that I do not heart!

...Well, unless he got like a tumor or something. That would be kind of gross.

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

Well, unless he got like a tumor or something. That would be kind of gross.

or, you know, a DEAD BABY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...Um, how exactly do you think the dead baby would be attached to his body?

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

*weeps*

I have no idea. I just felt like yelling some more.

*slinks away*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeee. *cuddles you*

[doll-revolution.livejournal.com]

Ray flailed his arms, eyes wide and staring. "Okay, so i got this, this, this thing and it's pushing its way out of my fucking stomach, and I'm thinking 'tumor' and 'cancer' and 'death in the Yukon' which would be bad enough, although hey! I could be buried out back with the wolf! But no! You got to tell me it's even worse, it's a baby, and a fucking dead one at that!"

Ray took a deep breath and glared. "You are some kind of messed-up there, Fraser."

Fraser sighed, and continued washing his hands at the sink. "Really, Ray, you make everything so dramatic. It's very simple, as I have explained. The fresh salmon that we purchased last week was a little too fresh, and when you practically swallowed it whole, it was only natural that some of the fertilized eggs still inside would attach themselves to your upper intestine, much like a tapewo--"

"Yeah, yeah, and then I became my own X-Files episode, I get it, okay." Ray stalked over to Fraser and poked him in the chest with two fingers. "What I don't get is how this nasty thing is getting out of me! You got any ideas on that, Frase?"

Fraser smiled. "Did I ever tell you about the time I performed a successful cesarean section on a distressed caribou?" he asked, holding up wickedly-shining eight-inch kinfe.

The resulting high-pitched scream shook the snow off windows as far away as Yellowknife.

[imkalena.livejournal.com]

I love you.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I'm really not sure it says anything good about me that my first response is "Wait? Dief's dead? *lip wobble*."

[doll-revolution.livejournal.com]

oh, shoot!

it's dira who's the puppy-killer! i am soooo sorry!!!

um, ray meant in the FUTURE when dief dies in the future then he can be buried with ray, who will already be buried there because of the expense of shipping bodies into town, and fraser's good with woodcarving and. . . okay, this is not helping, huh?

*lip wobbles in unison with yours*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Dude, it's okay! Um, I've killed off Dief, too, so I really have no right to go around lip wobbling.

[theodosia.livejournal.com]

Pssst! ::whispers:: It's possible he likes the left one better....

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

[zeplum.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[china_shop]

*snicker*

Are you implying Fraser's ambidextrous? Because that wouldn't surprise me.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*firm* I imply nothing.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

I was so confused! I read that wrong and was like "Okay... Fraser is equal opportunity about genderfucked Rays... I'd personally like RayK's better than RayV's, but I admire his openness."

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heee. Again, I'd totally read that.

[theodosia.livejournal.com]

"I've got two breasts... two!"

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heh.

[dirty-diana.livejournal.com]

Hee.

Don't we all love both of Ray's breasts? Really.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

See, I thought it went without saying, but apparently not!

[akite.livejournal.com]

Awww, shucks, now I feel bad for mocking you. ::hangs head in shame::

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee, it's okay. I would do the same thing.

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Your fandom is scary.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Dude, still? Saner than SV ever was.