a thousand words

[schmerica]

I don't think I have anything to say about that.

Comments

[minervacat.livejournal.com]

"labeled pictures of the stomach"?

... what kind of weird stuff do you have on your website, erica? *g*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* When I put labeled pictures of the stomach pearl-o into google to check, it brings up my RayK deathfic. Which does, apparently, contain the words "labeled", "pictures" and "stomach" -- just not, you know. In conjunction.

[dsudis.livejournal.com]

I know what leapt to mind when I saw "duck cock" and even why that string would hit your site - but what the hell was the person who typed that into a search engine actually looking for?

[sharpest_rose.livejournal.com]

That is... a thing of beauty.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I choose to believe that either a) the person really was looking for Wilby fic or b) they were just interesting in different kinds of fowl. Like ducks and roosters.

Those two scenarios make me happier than the alternatives.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*bows*

[speshope.livejournal.com]

all those people looking for fucking girls probably weren't looking for femslash. But hey, with "girls fucking anything/everything" you wouldn't think they'd be too picky.

[minervacat.livejournal.com]

i wonder if i could get the whole phrase, all in a row, into some porn somehow ... i could corner the market on "porn written because of search strings from pearl_o's website".

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

See, i actually have a Fraser/Kowalski slash story with the title of "Fucking Girls." Which seemed like a very good idea at the time.

[theodosia.livejournal.com]

Stray nature factoid: ducks are one of the few birds that actually have penises. Most birds mate with what biologists call a 'cloacal kiss' -- this is also why so many bird species have to have their gender confirmed by genetic test, because it's really tough to tell the boy birds from the girl birds.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Somehow I knew it was a RayK thing.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

dude, I totally believe you could! If nothing else, I'm sure there could be anatomy books around during the library porn.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

As so many things are in my world.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

I'm savvy like that.

[imkalena.livejournal.com]

Amazing! I really couldn't decide which was weirder, the 'duck cock' or the 'how to be a good journalist'. :)

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

Oh god. I just had the best laugh I've had in weeks. I'm amazed no one has wondered into my office to ask why I'm laughing so hard.

Duck cock.

Yes, please.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Oh lord.

So could anybody actually learn to be a good journalist from your site?

"Rule 1: Don't click random google links. Especially while at work."

[the-star-fish.livejournal.com]

I personally am laughing at "funny pitchers". Because Randy Johnson's pretty goofy-looking ... but somehow I don't think that's what they were searching for.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Well, they could learn what first season Chloe from Smallville thinks it takes to be a great journalist. It involves kissing other Smallville girls, though, so I'm not sure how helpful it would be.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeee. I get a lot of searches involving "pitchers", because it's in the title of one of my SV stories, and you can totally tell *all* of them really want pictures.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*grins* And yet, both have perfectly reasonable explanations on *my* end...

[ladysorka]

Maybe they were looking for that disturbing picture of the duck with the 42 centimetre penis.

(link is news article containing said disturbing picture)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...You just made me cry. I hope you're happy.