a thousand words

[schmerica]

I don't think I have anything to say about that.

Comments

[dsudis.livejournal.com]

I know what leapt to mind when I saw "duck cock" and even why that string would hit your site - but what the hell was the person who typed that into a search engine actually looking for?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I choose to believe that either a) the person really was looking for Wilby fic or b) they were just interesting in different kinds of fowl. Like ducks and roosters.

Those two scenarios make me happier than the alternatives.

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

Oh god. I just had the best laugh I've had in weeks. I'm amazed no one has wondered into my office to ask why I'm laughing so hard.

Duck cock.

Yes, please.

[ladysorka]

Maybe they were looking for that disturbing picture of the duck with the 42 centimetre penis.

(link is news article containing said disturbing picture)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...You just made me cry. I hope you're happy.

[theodosia.livejournal.com]

Stray nature factoid: ducks are one of the few birds that actually have penises. Most birds mate with what biologists call a 'cloacal kiss' -- this is also why so many bird species have to have their gender confirmed by genetic test, because it's really tough to tell the boy birds from the girl birds.