wilby wonderful flavored spammage

[schmerica]

I realize I am the hardcore Queen of the LJ Spam today, but whatever, this is my last post of the day, I promise. But I have a question of the utmost importance to pose to all you people, and I ask this with all due seriousness:

What does a girl have to do to get some damn Duck/Dan making out to read?

Seriously, what? Human sacrifices? Heathen rituals? Batting my eyelashes and looking cute? I AM WILLING TO DO WHAT IT TAKES.

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[minervacat.livejournal.com]

PLS GET ME FOUR MORE HOURS IN THE DAY EVERY DAY AND I WILL COMPLY.

omg, i still haven't watched it. i have had it since tuesday and i haven't watched it yet. i love at life.

[minervacat.livejournal.com]

LOSE AT LIFE, OMG.

i also LOSE AT TYPING tonight, apparently.

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

WATCH IT NOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Love at life is what you will do when YOU FINALLY GET TO WATCH IT. *nods wisely*

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

You haven't drunk goat's blood and run around with your underwear on your head screeching like a bloated mule while chopping down small bushes with the force of your mind.

For that? I'll write ya whatever you want.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

What do you think we do all day in my crazy liberal arts classes?

[minervacat.livejournal.com]

I'M TRYING, I'M TRYING!

stupid cross-country moving, getting in the way. *fist*

[minervacat.livejournal.com]

i'm taking it on the plane tomorrow. i'm hoping that those two uninterrupted hours will FINALLY give me the time to watch it that i need.

also i am taking "call of the wild". wilby on the way to north carolina, cotw on the way home. yay!

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

SCREW THE MOVING. Doesn't Life know that Duck and Dan are more important?!

But seriously, um. When you do watch it? We'll be here to catch your flail. Because The Flail will get ya. Oh yeah, it will.

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

You and your valid points. Bah. I smear cow udder on your common sense.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...Did you take extra crazy pills today?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Call of the Wild! Joy of joys! Wow. You have, like, an overload of slashy flail-causing Canadian love, right there.

[minervacat.livejournal.com]

dude, i know. i was so overwhelmed tonight that i ended up watching boondock saints for the 17th time instead!

this weekend, though. it is ALL ABOUT THE FLAIL-CASUING CANADIANS. and also finding an apartment. but mostly CANADIANS.

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

I... maybe?

[minervacat.livejournal.com]

i fully expect to come back from this weekend away from the craziness of my real life in full flail mode. and i expect lj to be here for me! while i flail like a madwoman! because i know i will! mmmm, wilby.

(um, not to totally hijack pearl_o's journal, but, lyra, you and i have a strange real-life connection - someone you know called jaclyn works at a theater in chicago with my boyfriend of four years. um, hi! *g*)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*pets you carefully* Does this mean Nifra has to be the sane one now?

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

hee! *HIJACKS ERICA'S LJ WITH NO COMPUNCTION*

Yeah, I totally found this out recently! Jacks is coming here to visit me tomorrow, as a matter of fact! Through a series of strange convos in which I talked about fic (ps, btw I suck at feedbacking and let me say right now, in this pathetic attempt at it, that I really completely adored your due South fic the other day) and fandom, Jaclyn's all "hey! i know someone...etc." *laughs*.

We (anna, me, erica, heather) talked about you when Erica came to NYC to visit, too. You're apparently a VERY INTERESTING topic of conversation. *G*

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

christ. how scary is that??

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

(We didn't say anything mean, though! You were firmly in the "people we think are cool, and who are excepted from our massive bitchfest!" category.)

Also, Lyra is a liar, because I never went to NYC, but whatever.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I think my dreams tonight are going to be disturbing.

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

ahaha. *waves hand airily* NYC, Philly, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE.

And yeah, Minerva, your name came up while we were talking about bondage.

...I'll leave the rest open for interpretation. *W*

[minervacat.livejournal.com]

OH, so THAT'S why my ears were burning a couple of weeks ago! *g*

the internet makes the entire world tiny. poor jaclyn. she's seen me at my drunkest and most embarrassing at a couple of court openings. *facepalm* tell her i said hi, okay?

(all right, i'm getting over my nerves and friending you, if that's okay? no reciprocity necessary.)

(also, thank you! it was much fun to write, that story, and dS is the friendliest fandom in the history of the world.)

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I'll tell Jaclyn hi, of course. I umm, sort of had been planning for the past few days on friending you as well, so rock on. I have this thing where I get all weird about friending people, but here's to the lovefest. *clicks friend*

[minervacat.livejournal.com]

I ASK FOR "FRASER AND RAY AND HANDCUFFS AND A HAPPY ENDING" AND I GET BRANDED AS A FREAK FOR THE REST OF MY FANDOM CAREER!

what's a girl got to do to get a bdsm epic written for her without consequence, i ask you? *g*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...See, you say that like we were all judging you and not going wide-eyed and saying "Ooooooh" in unison and admiring your foresight.