schmerica. dorks! we're dorks!

fox1013: So I took a nice warm shower? And I was plotting out my essay for class.

pearl_o: *nod*

fox1013: And then all of a sudden? The Logan fic ideas started MULTIPLYING.

fox1013: *cries*

pearl_o: heeeeeeeee.

fox1013: Because. Like.

fox1013: The entire WORLD is going to know his dad was fuckign his best friend.

pearl_o: yes. yes they will.

pearl_o: it will be like that scene in clash of the tritons?

pearl_o: times EIGHTY MILLION.

fox1013: Cause I was thinking.

fox1013: Normally names wouldn't be released, because, you know, minor.

fox1013: But Lilly's dead, and so they'll probably mention, you know, "Aaron Echolls, arrestedf or murder of Lilly Kane"

fox1013: And even if Logan's name was NEVER released in public?

fox1013: People at Neptune will know and talk

fox1013: and someone will spill to a tabloid

pearl_o: *nod*

fox1013: So basically Logan is tainted forever.

pearl_o: yes.

pearl_o: he will now have to go become a hermit eccentric.

pearl_o: or possibly do incredibly outrageous things for the rest of his life.

fox1013: could he save all of his toenails and hair?

pearl_o: yes. yes he cuold.

[blah blah blah I go to class we talk again several hours later]

pearl_o: I think you should write 40 yr old crazy stunted hermit logan.

fox1013: heeeeeeeeeeee

fox1013: OMG, with the nails in the jar?

pearl_o: living in this weird dirty mansion and never going outside

pearl_o: and the only person he ever talks to his personal assistant

pearl_o: who takes care of everything in the world and hates his guts but gets paid really really really well.

fox1013: heeeeeee

pearl_o: probably there have been no public pictures of him in, like, twenty years.

pearl_o: whenever thye talk about him on tv, they show this blur behind a fence and his yearbook picture.

fox1013: Hee. In the news, they still use his senior year photo.

pearl_o: yes!

pearl_o: *psychic link*

fox1013: *bonds with you*

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