make your own ds story!

[schmerica]

brooklinegirl says I need to write porn or else my porn writing muscles will atrophy away. This is a major concern!

Only, you know. I didn't really feel like writing porn today. But what I did do is make a poll instead. Within this poll are twenty five 15625 different porn possibilities! It is only limited by your imagination! Well, that and the fact that there are only five choices for each question.

[Poll #530441]

Comments

[katallison.livejournal.com]

I am tempted to vote multiple times on this one. Just so I can get death PLUS destruction PLUS Ray suggesting a threesome. And also stuff the ballot box on the "bicker, bicker, bicker" option.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeee. In what order for those three, I wonder? Also, I totally thought the bicker option would be a lock, so I am surprised by the upsurge in angsty and near-death.

[marginalia.livejournal.com]

i am all about the bicker option. them there other people are nuts.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Awww. It is not their fault they are so wrongheaded!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Hey! Angst is good. How about bickering, then angst and near-death, then more bickering?

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

Hee! I love Kat! Horrible death and harm, but YAY THREESOME AND BICKERING.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee. I'm somehow suspicious that in Kat's story the suggestion of threesome leads to nothing good.

[katallison.livejournal.com]

The threesome of death and destruction! Now with new and improved extra-strength bickering!

And as Bas points out below, the possibility of post-mortem bickering is one of those things that makes dS so great.

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

The threesome of death and destruction!

Oh, thanks for that, Kat. Now I'm picturing Ray and Fraser in a threesome with Kali. (She has four arms; she was made for threesomes!)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

The threesome of death and destruction! Now with new and improved extra-strength bickering!

Heeeeeeee. I would totally read that!

[liviapenn.livejournal.com]

I am *completely* stealing this poll. Can I steal this poll?

[liviapenn.livejournal.com]

Also, I can't believe more people don't choose the tent-sex. There's a REASON it's a classic!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

My poll is your poll, my darling!!!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

And really, they're all classics in the sense that I could point to, like, 4/5 of dS porn taking place in one of those locales.

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

Dude! Same! Especially since it is TOTALLY EASY to get Ray and Fraser into a tent. Unlike *some* people. *pouts at Tim and Kon*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Have you told them about the hand of Franklin? Occasionally it works.

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

The problem is that when you're working with people who can *fly* and have *superspeed,* tents are kind of superfluous.

I did get them in the middle of Norway hunting werewolves once, though.

[gloss]

The only thing better than a poll is good porn.

Which makes this the BEST EVER.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yay! I win!

[gloss]

This is news?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It is rare enough to be an occasion!

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

...are you serious?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...In what sense? I actually did make a poll.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

It's like choose your own porn. Did you just trick us all into writing our own porn in your lj?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It was me giving you each a present! After you fill out the poll, it's like your mind is filled with your own invidivualized story!

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

You are so *sneaky*!

*is impressed*

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

SMARTEST. POLL. EVER.

*applauds you*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*beams*

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

Uhm, it's actually more like 5 to the power of 6 porn possibilities (5 possibilities in each of 6 questions, you multiply by five each time). So actually 15625 porn possibilities.

Holy shit.

/math geekdom

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ha, you are totally right! I am stupid and remembered the multiplying part and forgot I had more than two questions.

[basingstoke.livejournal.com]

I voted for bickering and death! Because this is DS, so you can have bickering after death. They'll build a cottage in Frannie's closet, and then Ray will declare he needs manly space and install a garage in her medicine cabinet so he can tinker.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Because this is DS, so you can have bickering after death.

Heeeeeeeee! That is a) true and b) one of the best things about DS.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Sekritly amused that "Blowjobs" is out in front.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heee. Frottage is winning for the first porn, with blowjobs for the second encounter right now.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Frottage. Ah, there's the rub.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh, that was horrible. Heeeeeee.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

See, the thing is, I'm right in the middle of directing a Shakespeare play, and it just doesn't go away, horrible puns and all. But I leave you to think about what has been called the "dirtiest line in Shakespeare" - Mercutio's "the bawdy hand of the hour is e'en now upon the prick of noon."

Forsooth!

[sprat.livejournal.com]

Do-It-Yourself Porn! Smart!

But now I really want to read that stake-out fic. Because steamed-up windows! Back-seat blow-jobs! Yay!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*cough*Write it!*cough*

[lorem_ipsum]

bickering followed by porn and then homosexual panic is currently in the lead.

Our fandom is a fandom of schadenfreude. :)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aw, but in the end we give them more porn and happily ever afters, so it all works out!

[china_shop]

bickering followed by porn and then homosexual panic is currently in the lead.

Hee! That perfectly describes an excellent story I read today!

[sjkasabi.livejournal.com]

omg that is such a clever poll. I understand all my DS buttons so much better now :-)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Glad to help!

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

I can't tell you how happy I am to see so many people voting for frottage. I love frot for first scenes (and esp. for first times). Mmm. Frottage.

This was a wonderful idea. I'm looking forward to seeing what grows out of it.

[starfishchick]

Belatedly.... BEST POLL EVAH! :)