i <3 this show so much

[schmerica]

Dear Hope, re: Psychotic Killer in the Attic

Thanks again for saving my life. MMmmmm. I'm the luckiest guy in the world.

Love, Curtis

CC: Cupid

*****

"Listen. I'm gonna cut your fucking head off, freeze it, wrap it in plastic, put it in a thermally insulated box, then I'm gonna mail it to Nathan with a little Hallmark card I bought special."

*****

"Well, I do want sex, Curtis, but I also want to *talk*. About our relationship."

"While we're having sex? That's, that's a bit of a turn-off."

*****

"It's like I have this tumor in my brain, it's gonna kill me. At the same time, I have this microscropic submarine coursing through my bloodstream, racing to my brain, it's gonna blast that tumor with its miniature little lasers? What I don't want it to do is to stop along the way and clear the snot out of my sinuses. You know what I mean?"

*****

"After the meteor hit, the disease spread and all the pet monkeys died. Without the monkeys around, people became distraught, especially the kids. So the cats were brought in to replace the monkeys. But people started blaming them, resenting the cats for what had happened to the monkeys. We beat the cats, we kicked the cats, we generally just treated them like shit. We forced them to work as our slaves, first at jobs left vacant by the monkeys -- helping organ grinders and stuff. And then just any shit job we could find. Courier, waiter, Canadian actor. Well. It wasn't long before they turned against us. Ironic, isn't it?"

"None of that makes any sense. What do you mean, all the pet monkeys died? And you can't train cats to do anything."

"We know that now. We even tried using flamethrowers."

*****

"Do gay people sleep in bunkbeds?"

Comments

[umbo.livejournal.com]

That speech of Newbie's in Planet of the Cats is one of my all-time favorite entertainment moments--I so adore it! You're right, it's a fantastic show.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* The transcript doesn't even begin to do his delivery justice, either.

[proserpina-kore.livejournal.com]

I'm with you - this show is fabulous. I gave my copy of it to some friends who hadn't heard of it and they watched it all in two marathon sittings after work. They wanted to know where the rest of it was :-(((

Even if it wasn't Callum delivering it, I would still think that cats speech was one of the best things since sliced bread. That whole ep is ... gah. Good.

Where's the human food?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

The Planet of the Cats episode is seriously one of my favorite pieces of television ever. And I think Twitch City is really just one of those shows you can't watch just a little bit of -- everyone I know swallowed it all at once.

[theodosia.livejournal.com]

I do so love this show.

[farwing.livejournal.com]

I really need to see this show at some point... *hint* *hint*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It makes me so happy.

[sage]

God, flamethrowers. *giggles madly*

I'm so watching this again when I get home tonight!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* If I hadn't, uh, just finished watching it, I'd be watching it again. Hee.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

"After the meteor hit, the disease spread and all the pet monkeys died. Without the monkeys around, people became distraught, especially the kids. So the cats were brought in to replace the monkeys. But people started blaming them, resenting the cats for what had happened to the monkeys. We beat the cats, we kicked the cats, we generally just treated them like shit. We forced them to work as our slaves, first at jobs left vacant by the monkeys -- helping organ grinders and stuff. And then just any shit job we could find. Courier, waiter, Canadian actor. Well. It wasn't long before they turned against us. Ironic, isn't it?"

this speech is the best thing ever.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

it really, really is.

[axiom_of_stripe]

human food in aisle three -- wet or dry, what else do you need?

*giggles madly*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[mousewrites.livejournal.com]

Ah, twitch city! That's what those were from! I was going to ask, but a nice little comment-bird told me.

At some point I'm going to see this show. It sounds great...

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Seriously, I don't know anyone who has seen the show who hasn't thought it was the best thing since sliced bread.