*stab*

[schmerica]

I hate everything. Please send porn and/or cheesecake.

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[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

Cherry Cheesecake: Oh, you're so cool!
Chocolate Cheescake: Thanks, babe!
Cherry Cheesecake: Want to have sex?
Chocolate Cheesecake: Okay!
[cheesecakes have sex]
Cherry Cheesecake: I think I lost my cherry!

This has been a test of the Porn and Cheesecake Fiction Coalition. In the event of a *real* story, there would have been more of a plot. Or at least some sprinkles.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You are so crackheaded. Awesome!

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

Picture porn okay for you? Look, CKR kissing. :)

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

Oh. God.

*ded*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yay, kissing!

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

Snippet from Over There (http://www.livejournal.com/users/meyerlemon/315472.html) smut I'm writing. (link goes to fantabulous primer with pictures of pretty soldier boys.

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It's been three fucking weeks since he'd been able to just . . . yes. Like that. Dim stares at the wooden palette beneath his feet, the water running down his legs to the ground, turning the pumpkin dirt a muddy russet and he just pumps.

Along the bottom edge, the canvas flaps in the wind, a bright orange sliver of light. Dust blows underneath and sticks to his feet, his ankles. He never gets his feet clean, these days, though he knows he's lucky enough that they managed this, a make shift camp shower, tent with no ceiling and a sunwarmed aluminum drum of water.

"There's a more out of the way place to do that, you know?"

Dim opens his eyes and sees Scream standing in flap, towel around his hips, dry clothes in one hand. He accidentally makes eye contact and then he's coming hard, and it's running down his fist, dripping into the mud.


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Smut for yooooooouuuuu. :) Be happy.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yay, smut!

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

Pssst, just posted more longer smut with same soldier boys on my LJ, I went on a tear...

[mousewrites.livejournal.com]

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yay, porny cheesecake!

[malnpudl.livejournal.com]

Fresh out of cheesecake, so...:

The moon is only a thin crescent over the water and it's dark on the Watch, but Buddy knows the way. Well enough, anyway, though he doesn't usually come here at night. He doesn't dare, hasn't even let himself think about it in years.

He resents the orders he's received to crack down on the Watch, and he thought about blowing it off. But he knows that if he doesn't handle it, others will, and he's sure they'll do it badly.

Soft sounds draw his attention, and he moves quietly toward them. Two men, one leaning against a tree trunk, the other kneeling at his feet. Buddy's reaching for his flashlight when he recognizes Duck's voice.

The man with his mouth wrapped around Duck's cock is a stranger. A mainlander, Buddy guesses, come to Wilby for a little anonymous action.

Duck's soft moans and whispers, though, are familiar, and so is the way he cradles the stranger's head in his hands as it bobs up and down on his cock.

Buddy can feel Duck's long fingers stroking through his own hair, even though it's been twenty years or more.

He's already turned his back, already walking away when he hears Duck's hoarse cry as he comes, and the ache he feels isn't just in his groin.

Nobody will be busted on the Watch tonight, but Buddy's just a little bit broken.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yay, Wilby!

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

*whimpers*

Wow, hot and sad.

*starts stalking M*

[grey853.livejournal.com]

Very nice, very poignant. Loved this. Most of the WW stuff is Duck and Dan, which is understandable, but I do like to think that at one point Buddy succumbed to the beauty and heat that is Duck.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

What do you hate? I have no inspiration for porn (although I will work with requests!), and cheesecake transmits poorly through LJ, but can I offer my services in smiting?

*loves you*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*loves you more*

I was online when I got home from work, but you were not there for me to entertain! It was sad. *sniffle*

[celli]

Does visual porn count?

http://pics.livejournal.com/celli/gallery/00005eye

I got inspired by that Men With Brooms pic brooklinegirl posted and the song "Kiss You Till You Weep" from the MWB soundtrack. You get first dibs, so let me know if you'd like any of these. (or none. none is okay too.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Omigod they are so PRETTY. Wow. *stares and tries not to drool*

I'm not going to take any (I'm actually at 15 icons at the moment) but i am going to go back and stare at them an awful lot. Mmmmmmm.

Not porn, but...

[kalpurna.livejournal.com]

Have you seen this (http://stargate-sg1.hu/videos/) weirdly slashy video? (Scroll down and click on the file labelled "TVGuide_S1_SGA_UpClose.zip")

must... resist... RPS...