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schmerica1. Mal Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity)
2. Duck MacDonald (Wilby Wonderful)
3. Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars)
4. Ray Kowalski (due South)
5. Dan Jarvis (Wilby Wonderful)
6. Inara Serra (Firefly/Serenity)
7. Francesca Vecchio (due South)
8. Hope (Twitch City)
9. Geoffrey Tennant (Slings and Arrows)
10. Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis)
11. River Tam (Firefly/Serenity)
12. Benton Fraser (due South)
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Ha! Um, voyeur, definitely. Rodney has such a sense of his own personal dignity.
Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Huh. My immediate response is pretty much "anyone but Simon", really. I could see it with Mal, maybe. Although, honestly, she's psychic and probably prone to top from the bottom.
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Oooh, tough! I find them both adorable, but Logan has severe emotional trauma and is a fucked-up jackass, and Dan is both twenty years older than me and also completely gay. I'd probably go with Logan, though.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
OMIGOD RAY KOWALSKI PLEASE START TO EXIST RIGHT NOW JUST SO WE CAN HAVE SEX.
12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Okay, I can see Fraser and Duck having sex. Just probably not in an airplane. I think Fraser would have issues with that. Um. I don't know, I am going to leave this for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lalejandra to do for me.
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Um, I wouldn't. She's hot, but I don't need to see her naked, really.
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Awwww. The Watch. Or some back-alley grungy bar place in Canada during the late 90s where Geoffrey is crazy and drinking and Dan is married and closeted and it is SO SAD.
When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Ahahahaha. I cannot pick just one thing! How many different stories have I written on this very theme, yo?
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Her BRAIN.
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
The Edges of the Universes. I would TOTALLY read it, but I read anything. I would never write it. Warnings: het, slash, screwy timelines, really unlikely crossovers.
Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
I have no objections to the idea of Duck doing so, but seriously, what wouldn't Inara do, right?
If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Um, probably River, because she is crazy. I do not not really want to know what mean and horrible things Logan would do to punish the CRAZY GIRL.
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret wish?
The pairing of Frannie and Dan Jarvis makes my eye twitch. My brain refuses to picture it.
Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
omigod, F/K forever!!! Um, I didn't do that on purpose. I find food sex kind of icky, anyway, in most of its incarnations, so I don't know. Honey? Whipped cream? I have no idea. Probably not pemmican.
8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Oh, Hope. You are the subbiest sub ever to sub. Ray is a top by *default*.
Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Honestly, I think Geoffrey'd be pretty open. Straitjackets, maybe.
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
I would be vaguely embarrassed at being a total straight girl and not be able to do anything besides her total hotness. And OMG POOR DAN POOR HOPE. That could NOT GO WELL.
What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
...Ahahahahaha. I don't think they would tell anybody *anything*. I think Ray would scowl and look threatening and Rodney would say something snotty whenever you brought it up.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
...I can't do it. I'm TRYING, I am, but I got nothing.
Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Duck MacDonald writing River/Inara. Fox, we are not alone anymore! Though femslash for Duck? Really? Anyway, I can't even think of summaries for my own fic.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Embarrassment, shock and apologeticness.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale:
Geoffrey Tennant and Mal Reynolds are having a quickie in a broom closet when Hope walks in on them. Naturally enough, Hope joins in, first paging Logan Echolls, who's in the middle of fucking Dan Jarvis into the mattress. Logan abandons Dan on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Dan, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Ray Kowalski attempts to rescue him. But Tarrant will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Rodney McKay is one of his regular clients.
For easy reference, fill-in-the-blanks numbers in order: 9,1,8,8,3,5,3,5,5,4,5,10
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
a) Uhhhh. Well, Logan is a dick, so...
b) Not-So-Quiet Cowboy
c) DAN. Oh my lordy, my poor Dan.
d)estrella30, brooklinegirl, misspamela. Probably other peoples who would read it if I wrote it (Lale, maybe Fox).
e) Seriously, I don't know who on my flist does all those fandoms! Um, let alone has such bad judgment.
2. Duck MacDonald (Wilby Wonderful)
3. Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars)
4. Ray Kowalski (due South)
5. Dan Jarvis (Wilby Wonderful)
6. Inara Serra (Firefly/Serenity)
7. Francesca Vecchio (due South)
8. Hope (Twitch City)
9. Geoffrey Tennant (Slings and Arrows)
10. Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis)
11. River Tam (Firefly/Serenity)
12. Benton Fraser (due South)
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Ha! Um, voyeur, definitely. Rodney has such a sense of his own personal dignity.
Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Huh. My immediate response is pretty much "anyone but Simon", really. I could see it with Mal, maybe. Although, honestly, she's psychic and probably prone to top from the bottom.
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Oooh, tough! I find them both adorable, but Logan has severe emotional trauma and is a fucked-up jackass, and Dan is both twenty years older than me and also completely gay. I'd probably go with Logan, though.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
OMIGOD RAY KOWALSKI PLEASE START TO EXIST RIGHT NOW JUST SO WE CAN HAVE SEX.
12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Okay, I can see Fraser and Duck having sex. Just probably not in an airplane. I think Fraser would have issues with that. Um. I don't know, I am going to leave this for
lalejandra to do for me.How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Um, I wouldn't. She's hot, but I don't need to see her naked, really.
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Awwww. The Watch. Or some back-alley grungy bar place in Canada during the late 90s where Geoffrey is crazy and drinking and Dan is married and closeted and it is SO SAD.
When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Ahahahaha. I cannot pick just one thing! How many different stories have I written on this very theme, yo?
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Her BRAIN.
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
The Edges of the Universes. I would TOTALLY read it, but I read anything. I would never write it. Warnings: het, slash, screwy timelines, really unlikely crossovers.
Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
I have no objections to the idea of Duck doing so, but seriously, what wouldn't Inara do, right?
If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Um, probably River, because she is crazy. I do not not really want to know what mean and horrible things Logan would do to punish the CRAZY GIRL.
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret wish?
The pairing of Frannie and Dan Jarvis makes my eye twitch. My brain refuses to picture it.
Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
omigod, F/K forever!!! Um, I didn't do that on purpose. I find food sex kind of icky, anyway, in most of its incarnations, so I don't know. Honey? Whipped cream? I have no idea. Probably not pemmican.
8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Oh, Hope. You are the subbiest sub ever to sub. Ray is a top by *default*.
Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Honestly, I think Geoffrey'd be pretty open. Straitjackets, maybe.
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
I would be vaguely embarrassed at being a total straight girl and not be able to do anything besides her total hotness. And OMG POOR DAN POOR HOPE. That could NOT GO WELL.
What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
...Ahahahahaha. I don't think they would tell anybody *anything*. I think Ray would scowl and look threatening and Rodney would say something snotty whenever you brought it up.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
...I can't do it. I'm TRYING, I am, but I got nothing.
Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Duck MacDonald writing River/Inara. Fox, we are not alone anymore! Though femslash for Duck? Really? Anyway, I can't even think of summaries for my own fic.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Embarrassment, shock and apologeticness.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale:
Geoffrey Tennant and Mal Reynolds are having a quickie in a broom closet when Hope walks in on them. Naturally enough, Hope joins in, first paging Logan Echolls, who's in the middle of fucking Dan Jarvis into the mattress. Logan abandons Dan on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Dan, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Ray Kowalski attempts to rescue him. But Tarrant will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Rodney McKay is one of his regular clients.
For easy reference, fill-in-the-blanks numbers in order: 9,1,8,8,3,5,3,5,5,4,5,10
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
a) Uhhhh. Well, Logan is a dick, so...
b) Not-So-Quiet Cowboy
c) DAN. Oh my lordy, my poor Dan.
d)
estrella30, brooklinegirl, misspamela. Probably other peoples who would read it if I wrote it (Lale, maybe Fox).e) Seriously, I don't know who on my flist does all those fandoms! Um, let alone has such bad judgment.
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2/10/05 13:25 (UTC)Her BRAIN.
...I love you so much it is actually physically painful.
*uses icon in solidarity with you. And, um, Duck, apparently*
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2/10/05 16:54 (UTC)Mmmmmmmmmmmm, River.
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