see how she takes advantage of me?

[schmerica]

I woke up at five am this morning, and I couldn't get back to sleep right away. So I was online at 5:30 am, just in time for brooklinegirl to abuse my sleep-addled brain with her FREAKY FREAKY pairings and random weirdness.

Just, you know -- that can't end well.

brooklinegirl: okay, I have 25 minutes before diane gets here, so lemme use that time to make Ray go to the academy and start thinking gay thoughts.
brooklinegirl: YOU think about maybe SLEEPING

pearl_o: /glares
pearl_o: you're MEAN.

brooklinegirl: :-O
brooklinegirl: I'm not mean!
brooklinegirl: I'm writing! to make people happy!
brooklinegirl: that makes me nice!

pearl_o: well, okay.
pearl_o: fine.
pearl_o: you're nice.

brooklinegirl: *giggles*

pearl_o: except to penguins.

brooklinegirl: you're so PASSIVE when your brain isn't working right.
brooklinegirl: dude, I think the penguins really like the bukkake
brooklinegirl: and I know they like the sweaters

pearl_o: doesn't that get, you know, stainful?

brooklinegirl: DUH, they take the sweaters off before the bukkake.

pearl_o: right.
pearl_o: otherwise that would just be kinky.

brooklinegirl: Exactly!
brooklinegirl: *beams*

Comments

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Omigod. I resent this! My flist has been talking for weeks about this issue -- one instance of mocking on my part shouldn't group me in the same category!

[zulu]

Well, clearly your flist and my flist don't have significant overlap, because I first read about it--and about various attempts to define it--RIGHT HERE.

*blames, but a little less virulently*