fun with google talk!

[schmerica]

fox1013: I think I just wrote my first Stargate drabble.
fox1013: Apparently ignoring my lack of canon knowledge WORKS for me.

pearl_o: HAHAHAHA.
/judges!

fox1013: Sheila said to!
And I needed fandoms!
DON'T LAUGH I COULD DO DUE SOUTH NEXT.

pearl_o: /judges ANYWAY

fox1013: AND THEN YOU WOULD BE JUST AS BITTER AS THEY WOULD.

pearl_o: don't taunt me.

fox1013: WILL.
WHATEVER.
I will start it RIGHT NOW.

pearl_o: /giggles
do wilby wonderful!
it has sandra oh!

fox1013: It will be Ray/Ray.

pearl_o: omg

fox1013: And filled wtih. Um. Babies.
fox1013: But, like, mpreg babies.

pearl_o: you've never even SEEN the first ray

fox1013: Why should I let that stop me?

pearl_o: /giggles
WHATEVER.

fox1013: Once upon a time Ray woke up and noticed he was pregnant.
"Ray?" he said. "Ray, I think I'm pregnant."
Ray shook his head. "No way."

pearl_o: wait, was the second ray already up?
was this in bed?

fox1013: Ray nodded. "Actually, I really think I am."

pearl_o: the setting is unclear!

fox1013: It's once upon a time, pearl_o.

pearl_o: I need more worldbuilding!

fox1013: Setting is always unclear. You weren't alive then. Time worked differently!

pearl_o: hmm.
why bother saying he just woke up then?

fox1013: It's like reading a victorian novel and not understanding exactly what the foodstuff was?

pearl_o: Why not Once upon a time, Ray noticed he was pregnant?

fox1013: ...It was ESTABLISHING TIME OF DAY.
I suppose that works too. If you MUST.

pearl_o: WHY NOT ESTABLISH OTHER STUFF.

fox1013: I DON'T KNOW IT'S HARD TO WRITE MPREG.

pearl_o: /giggles

fox1013: /is laughing too hard to type

pearl_o: I don't know if this counts as writing mpreg.

fox1013: There are words, there are boys, there is pregnancy.
Do I need to write, like, the impregnating scenes?
And the ritualistic subjugating of women who aren't even useful as baby incubators anymore?

pearl_o: I am going to post this whole conversation in my journal
and due south people are going to read it
and be like
Fox SHOULD write ray/ray for us!
and THEN YOU WILL BE SORRY.

fox1013: *snorts*
They totally won't.
they're more discerning than that.
...Well, some fo them are. Probably.

pearl_o: WHATEVER.
JUST WAIT AND SEE.

fox1013: LIAR.
YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO SCARE ME.

pearl_o: /giggles some more
do you READ some of the comments in my journal?

Comments

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

You two high-ass motherfuckers are entertaining as hell.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeee. I'm glad you appreciate our genius!

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

You are SO MEAN to your flist.

I bet large numbers of them are completely sane!

Well. A dozen, at least.

I bet we could find one, if we look hard.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

But would we WANT to, is the question.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Well. I figure it's kind of like a scavenger hunt? But with CRAZY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Or, you know. Sane. Since you don't usually have the scavenger hunt with the thing that you already have everywhere you look? But whatever.

[minim_calibre]

Want Ray/Ray mpreg as told to Diefenbaker!

[minim_calibre]

The astronaut and the Mountie say Make It So!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. The Astronaut and the Mountie! It sounds like a kids' book.

[minim_calibre]

You have no idea how much I want to see Crichton/Fraser. It really must exist.

But then, I said that about Sports Night Mpreg, too, and couldn't ever find it.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

WEAK. Maybe the world is out to foil your (completely reasonable) fannish desires?

It'd probably be pretty easy to AU Fraser into an astronaut.

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

What *I* want to know is which Ray is pregnant.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

What, you can't tell from her sparkling characterization skills?

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

....actually, I thought the pregnant Ray sounded more like Fraser. *koff*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

*cries*

You just don't understand my VISION.

*is a meanie*

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

....omg, you have *vision?*

Re: *is a meanie*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

It is my CRAFT, you bitch!

*cries*

Re: *is a meanie*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*brings you tissues*

Are you going to start talking about how using betas dilutes your pure awesomeness next?

Re: *is a meanie*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I think the betas diluting my pure awesomeness comes after I post the fic with spelling errors.

God, pay attention.

Re: *is a meanie*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

HI, THAT IS WHY I ASKED.

Loser.

[zulu]

You know, there is no bad here. I mean, it's fox1013! And it's due South! And it's Ray/Ray, with snarking, and bed, and possible pregnancy. I WOULD READ THAT, YES I WOULD.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*WINS*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I HATE ALL OF YOU.


*SULKS*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...Except me, right?

*cuddles*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Aw. I could never hate you!

*hearts*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*hearts back like whoa*

[china_shop]

I'd read it, too. Yes!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yay!

[claire.livejournal.com]

Fox should so write Ray/Ray mpreg!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*beams*

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

omg. this is either brilliant, or Fox vying to be more insane than me with my garett/fiona/ken/richard fic. I just - wow. My brain is refusing to process it, and I'll tell you - even *I* won't ask Fox to write more.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

HA! Someone is on my side.

*clings*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, the Garett Maggart incest, penguin bukkake, moldy kool-aid, sea monkey, caged tigress chick is on your side. Feel free to cling to your TINY TINY VICTORIES.

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

this has to be the BEST description of Tracey I have EVER READ OH YES IT IS.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*wins*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know my victories are like sparkling diamonds in a sea of... non-diamond stuff.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

A diamond in the rough! Like Aladdin!

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

HEY

That's not very nice at all! I mean, it's all disturbingly accurate, but NOT NICE.

The moldy kool-aid was a particularly low blow.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Wait, was I back in one of my pretending to be nice stages? DAMMIT.

...Um. Tracey I love you! And I'm sure your kool-aid is not at ALL moldy!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Wow, is that a LINE?

DS MPREG

[kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com]

I totally think the world needs a Ray/Ray MPREG, yes I do.

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

pearl_o: you've never even SEEN the first ray

fox1013: Why should I let that stop me?

wow. you two are giving me and tracey a run for our money! go you - you fucking LOONIES!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Well, except for the part where there is no PENGUIN BUKKAKE, sure.

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

I would really like to read some Ray/Ray MPreg yes I would, and it is very clear from Fox's diamond-sharp dialogue that Ray is the one who is pregant and Ray is the one who doesn't believe it, duh. ;p

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I know, right?

[damned-colonial.livejournal.com]

fox should NOT write ray/ray for us!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You make me sad.

[lilac-one.livejournal.com]

A world without fox's mpreg Ray/Ray is a much sadder place than it would be with fox's mpreg Ray/Ray.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I agree completely! Also, saner.