happy halloween

[schmerica]

Okay, so I was doing the Halloween party meme that scrunchy linked to, but none of my answers were that great on the hole -- except each of them had a couple that totally cracked me up anyway. So I basically just did it eight million times and took the ones I liked.

when I am a mouse, duh!:

fox1013 dressed as a discharge.
mimesere dressed as your mother.

when I am Superman:

lalejandra dressed as Tiffani-AmberThiessen.

When I am Betty Boop:

katallison dressed as Ginny Weasley.
kormantic dressed as your sister.
mimesere dressed as Mr. Spock from "Star Trek".
minervacat dressed as Bill Clinton.

When I am a bottle of rum:

brooklinegirl dressed as the Duke of North DakotaCity.
china_shop dressed as a disappearance.
mimesere dressed as Kate Moss.
misspamela dressed as something horned, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
speshope dressed as a happy deficiency.

When I am apricot jam:

brooklinegirl dressed as a zombie.
cesperanza dressed as a cheese.
lalejandra dressed as a elk.

When I am box of candy:
fox1013 dressed as a penguin.
kyrafic dressed as a ideal.
liviapenn dressed as a cool breast.
lyra_sena dressed as a Level 11 thief.
moireach dressed as the Governor of Rhode Island.

When I am bunny rabbit:

annakovsky dressed as Chewbacca.
fox1013 dressed as a drowsy mummy.
scrunchy dressed as a beak.
slodwick dressed as Worf from "Star Trek"

When I am geisha:

stumbledhere dressed as a Care Bear. (BEST ANSWER EVER.)

When I am candy bar:

amy_403 dressed as a buttered angel.
cuddlywalrus dressed as a senior software design boss.
fox1013 dressed as a lecture. (Hi, identity issues much?)
lyra_sena dressed as Halle Berry.

When I am Bree Van Der Kamp:

ilexa dressed as Barney the dinosaur.
marginalia dressed as Ozzy Osbourne.
moireach dressed as Tinkerbell.
mollita dressed as Gerald Ford.
twinkledru dressed as a camel.

When I am a hor:

annakovsky dressed as the main character of "Se7en".
brooklinegirl dressed as a thrust. (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
lalejandra didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
moireach didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy. (Um, obviously m. and anna totally made plans to skip the party and abandoned Kovsky there. Ha.)

When I am Katharine Hepburn:

scrunchy dressed as Professor Frink
slodwick dressed as a vampire.

When I am a princess:

brooklinegirl dressed as Nicole Kidman.
clementine13 dressed as a tape dispenser.
estrella30 dressed as the Governor of Tennessee.
kyrafic dressed as a pimp.

When I am a pumpkin:

annakovsky dressed as your grandmother.
kyrafic dressed as a balcony.

When I am Molly Ringwald:

_swallow dressed as the Governor of Alaska.
barely_bean dressed as Halle Berry.
basingstoke dressed as a substitute button pusher.
bear dressed as a zombie.
liviapenn dressed as a shrub.
lyra_sena dressed as Julia Stiles.

Comments

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

NOW I WANT TO BE ZOMBIE NICOLE KIDMAN FOR HALLOWEEN.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

AS LONG AS YOU DO NOT FORGET TO THRUST.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

cesperanza dressed as a cheese.

so! wonderfully! appropriate!

The Governor of Tennessee + Duke of North DakotaCity = OTP!!!!

...a THRUST? WTF???

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Please notice that you are only a thrust when I am a HOR.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

...I cannot even tell you how much I adore that sentence.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*wins!*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

It's not an identity issue, so much as it is... multiple personalities.

Yes.

*coughs*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Right. Because that's ... better?

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

WORF WTF??

At least a vampire can be sexy. *pout*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...Unless it's a vampire Worf.

[scrunchy.livejournal.com]

Ok, now I TOTALLY want to be Professor Frink on Monday.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Dude, when that came up? Fox and I TOTALLY had a coversation about how perfect we thought that'd be for you.

[scrunchy.livejournal.com]

Awww!! That's so sweet (...I think). I could so bring the hoiven maaaaaaaaaaaaayven. Nice laaaady.

[bear.livejournal.com]

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!

(And Lale as a Care Bear is the GREATEST FUCKING THING EVER.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Lale as a Care Bear is the sort of thing it takes random internet scripts to come up with because IT'S JUST TOO BRILLIANT FOR ANYONE HUMAN.

Mmm, brains.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

YES! I am Tiffani-Amber Thiessen AND a Care Bear. WOO HOO! Plus, I don't like candy, so it's good that I don't get any. *g*

(The idea of Miet dressed as a balcony is strangely interesting.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

See, what I can't decide is whether you're Beverly Hills Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, or Fastlane Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, or classic Saved by the Bell Tiffani-Amber Thiessen!

Plus, do not forget you are also an elk!

[marginalia.livejournal.com]

shaaaaaaaroooooonnnnn!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

WHY AM I A BORING GOVENOR AND MY GF GETS TO BE A THRUST!!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Well, would you rather BE a thrust or be the GF of a thrust?

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

okay, maybe THAT is my favorite sentence ever.

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY DITCHED ME AT THIS LAME PARTY

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, LOSER. Take THAT, GRANDMA.