in which i stomp all over tracey's squee

[schmerica]

brooklinegirl: pearl, oh pearl:
brooklinegirl: I love ray and ray together.
brooklinegirl: SO. MUCH.

pearl_o: *sigh*
pearl_o: I know, honey.

brooklinegirl: b/c if you are in Ray Vecchio POV? RayK is a giant slouching slutty hor.
brooklinegirl: and if you are in RayK POV? you are post-cotw and RV is just - kinda weirdly suave.

pearl_o: honestly?

brooklinegirl: in away that makes my heart beat fast.

pearl_o: they don't do that for me.
pearl_o: at all.

brooklinegirl: SIGH

pearl_o: ever.

brooklinegirl: YOU BREAK THEM

pearl_o: WHATEVER.

brooklinegirl: THAT IS ALL YOUR FAULT, PEARL.

pearl_o: only when you make me.

brooklinegirl: yes!
brooklinegirl: in May!

pearl_o: usually they just look at each other and have vague distaste.

brooklinegirl: you'll do it again, right!?
brooklinegirl: b/c your alternative is RayK/Gardino.

pearl_o: and ignore each other and squabble once in a while when fraser makes them use the same air.

brooklinegirl: so.
brooklinegirl: *giggles*
brooklinegirl: THAT SO MAKES ME GO HEART

pearl_o: *sigh*
pearl_o: you're lucky i like.
pearl_o: you.
pearl_o: because GROSS.
pearl_o: GROSSTASTIC.
pearl_o: EW EW EW.

brooklinegirl: *giggles*
brooklinegirl: I am fun!

pearl_o: Yes. Yes you are.

brooklinegirl: and only here for a few minutes, b/c I still have to make COOKIES tonight.

pearl_o: seriously, i am getting more and more anit-ray/ray as time goes on!
pearl_o: I have no idea why!

brooklinegirl: aw!

pearl_o: i like cookies!

brooklinegirl: that makes me SAD! (the ray/ray thing. not the cookies thing)

pearl_o: i am annoyed because i am hungry and there is NOTHING i want to eat in my house.

brooklinegirl: dude, WEAK!

pearl_o: i want a hamburger and french fries. or pizza. or potato chips.
pearl_o: I WANT JUNK FOOD DAMMIT.

brooklinegirl: mmmmm.
brooklinegirl: those all sound like VERY GOOD THINGS

pearl_o: and i have, like, plain pasta and rice and various kinds of cheeses and condiments.
pearl_o: NOT ON.

brooklinegirl: that is so not at all close to what you want.
brooklinegirl: evil!

pearl_o: *sulks*
pearl_o: I blame ray/ray.

brooklinegirl: dude!
brooklinegirl: that is not nice! they totally like junk food too!

pearl_o: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO STOP ME.

brooklinegirl: they are sweet and kind!

pearl_o: WHATEVER.
pearl_o: individually, maybe.
pearl_o: Together: MY SAD FACE.
pearl_o: They just want to make me SAD.

brooklinegirl: awwwwww.
brooklinegirl: but they are really very fun!
brooklinegirl: they mostly just fuck.

pearl_o: but it is BORING fucking.
pearl_o: because I don't CARE.

brooklinegirl: OMG
brooklinegirl: YOURE MAKING MY BRAIN HURT

pearl_o: ...I'm seriously really cranky right now?

brooklinegirl: but that's okay! b/c we are still happy friends together when it comes to ray and fraser!

pearl_o: *beams*
pearl_o: Ray! And Fraser!

brooklinegirl: they are cute!

pearl_o: They have interesting fucking.
pearl_o: (dude, it's weird that there are EIGHT MILLION pairings that I will read and like in ds, and you pick, like, the single ONE that makes me insane.)
pearl_o: YAY.

brooklinegirl: (rayk/gardino doesnt make you insane?)

pearl_o: uh, rayk/gardino i don't care about either way!
pearl_o: if you were really into thatcher/fraser, i would probably be grossed out.

brooklinegirl: *gags*

pearl_o: YES THAT IS THE EQUIVALENT.

brooklinegirl: ARE there people into thatcher/fraser?

pearl_o: SO THERE.

brooklinegirl: bah!

pearl_o: hahahaha.

brooklinegirl: IT SO IS NOT
brooklinegirl: B/C FRASER DOESNT LIKE GIRLS

pearl_o: Remember the really bad testerone laden sperm cervix pounding badfic I used to quote?
pearl_o: that was thatcher/fraser.

brooklinegirl: sigh
brooklinegirl: yes
brooklinegirl: lovely
brooklinegirl: *weeps*