in which i stomp all over tracey's squee

[schmerica]

brooklinegirl: pearl, oh pearl:
brooklinegirl: I love ray and ray together.
brooklinegirl: SO. MUCH.

pearl_o: *sigh*
pearl_o: I know, honey.

brooklinegirl: b/c if you are in Ray Vecchio POV? RayK is a giant slouching slutty hor.
brooklinegirl: and if you are in RayK POV? you are post-cotw and RV is just - kinda weirdly suave.

pearl_o: honestly?

brooklinegirl: in away that makes my heart beat fast.

pearl_o: they don't do that for me.
pearl_o: at all.

brooklinegirl: SIGH

pearl_o: ever.

brooklinegirl: YOU BREAK THEM

pearl_o: WHATEVER.

brooklinegirl: THAT IS ALL YOUR FAULT, PEARL.

pearl_o: only when you make me.

brooklinegirl: yes!
brooklinegirl: in May!

pearl_o: usually they just look at each other and have vague distaste.

brooklinegirl: you'll do it again, right!?
brooklinegirl: b/c your alternative is RayK/Gardino.

pearl_o: and ignore each other and squabble once in a while when fraser makes them use the same air.

brooklinegirl: so.
brooklinegirl: *giggles*
brooklinegirl: THAT SO MAKES ME GO HEART

pearl_o: *sigh*
pearl_o: you're lucky i like.
pearl_o: you.
pearl_o: because GROSS.
pearl_o: GROSSTASTIC.
pearl_o: EW EW EW.

brooklinegirl: *giggles*
brooklinegirl: I am fun!

pearl_o: Yes. Yes you are.

brooklinegirl: and only here for a few minutes, b/c I still have to make COOKIES tonight.

pearl_o: seriously, i am getting more and more anit-ray/ray as time goes on!
pearl_o: I have no idea why!

brooklinegirl: aw!

pearl_o: i like cookies!

brooklinegirl: that makes me SAD! (the ray/ray thing. not the cookies thing)

pearl_o: i am annoyed because i am hungry and there is NOTHING i want to eat in my house.

brooklinegirl: dude, WEAK!

pearl_o: i want a hamburger and french fries. or pizza. or potato chips.
pearl_o: I WANT JUNK FOOD DAMMIT.

brooklinegirl: mmmmm.
brooklinegirl: those all sound like VERY GOOD THINGS

pearl_o: and i have, like, plain pasta and rice and various kinds of cheeses and condiments.
pearl_o: NOT ON.

brooklinegirl: that is so not at all close to what you want.
brooklinegirl: evil!

pearl_o: *sulks*
pearl_o: I blame ray/ray.

brooklinegirl: dude!
brooklinegirl: that is not nice! they totally like junk food too!

pearl_o: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO STOP ME.

brooklinegirl: they are sweet and kind!

pearl_o: WHATEVER.
pearl_o: individually, maybe.
pearl_o: Together: MY SAD FACE.
pearl_o: They just want to make me SAD.

brooklinegirl: awwwwww.
brooklinegirl: but they are really very fun!
brooklinegirl: they mostly just fuck.

pearl_o: but it is BORING fucking.
pearl_o: because I don't CARE.

brooklinegirl: OMG
brooklinegirl: YOURE MAKING MY BRAIN HURT

pearl_o: ...I'm seriously really cranky right now?

brooklinegirl: but that's okay! b/c we are still happy friends together when it comes to ray and fraser!

pearl_o: *beams*
pearl_o: Ray! And Fraser!

brooklinegirl: they are cute!

pearl_o: They have interesting fucking.
pearl_o: (dude, it's weird that there are EIGHT MILLION pairings that I will read and like in ds, and you pick, like, the single ONE that makes me insane.)
pearl_o: YAY.

brooklinegirl: (rayk/gardino doesnt make you insane?)

pearl_o: uh, rayk/gardino i don't care about either way!
pearl_o: if you were really into thatcher/fraser, i would probably be grossed out.

brooklinegirl: *gags*

pearl_o: YES THAT IS THE EQUIVALENT.

brooklinegirl: ARE there people into thatcher/fraser?

pearl_o: SO THERE.

brooklinegirl: bah!

pearl_o: hahahaha.

brooklinegirl: IT SO IS NOT
brooklinegirl: B/C FRASER DOESNT LIKE GIRLS

pearl_o: Remember the really bad testerone laden sperm cervix pounding badfic I used to quote?
pearl_o: that was thatcher/fraser.

brooklinegirl: sigh
brooklinegirl: yes
brooklinegirl: lovely
brooklinegirl: *weeps*

Comments

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

Heh! I totally get into Ray/Ray. They are so very, very good together. And, you know, if RayK isn't with Fraser? Then Fraser totally fucked up. Multiple times. So, you know, I love Fraser, but if RayK isn't with him? He deserved it!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

They are NOT GOOD TOGETHER, they are BORING AND GROSS. And it's MEAN TO FRASER, and I don't get why it's always HIS fault and not RayK's.

*sniffle*

THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT ORDER OF THE UNIVERSE.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

I love it when you bring on the crazy!

(and it's totally not all Fraser's fault! as a matter of fact, most of the time, I do think it would be Ray's. Because he can't even fake politeness.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeee. My crazy is ALL FOR YOU.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

(Um, to clarify: I am totally premenstrual right now, and thus prone to making SWEEPING STATEMENTS. I am really a "whatever, not my thing" sort of girl; it's just tonight I'm all "RAWR! I EAT TOKYO AND CRUSH EVERYTHING" for some reason.)

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

Yay! Premenstrual. Isn't it fun? And I totally know what you mean. But, wheee! Ray/Ray! So slutty and sexy. And yes, it isn't Fraser's fault all the time, but really, he's damaged almost beyond repair. I so get if RayK hasn't the nerve/patience/courage to put up with him. And I know! It's Fraser! But still, omg so very, very with RayK here.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Dude, seriously? I would not be able to live with Fraser for more than a couple weeks before one or both of us ended up dead. But that said? I'm not so sure RayK is so much better. I mean, I feel for both Stella Kowalski for their marriage and Fraser for their partnership, I really do, because the man would drive me INSANE.

(This is one of the reasons they're so OTP: they're both too infuriating for anyone else to stand!)

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

omg yes! You are so right. Fraser's insane in, well, kind of a charming way, as long as you don't have to put up with him. But RayK? Is worse. Because you don't even have that omg how exotic thing with him. You have just that omg so very, very sexy but what an asshole kind of thing with him. Um. *snuggles him anyway* *and Fraser too*

[ladysorka]

I totally don't get Ray/Ray. Like, at all.

Of course, I think this is because my entire DS love is wrapped up in Fraser and if he's not there I just... don't care.

*is vaguely shamed*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee. I don't think shame is necessary! I mean, we all come to the table getting different things and needing different elements, right? None of us all like or dislike the same thing. (Please see: all the weird crap I write when I'm not being crazy OTP.)

[aukestrel.livejournal.com]

usually they just look at each other and have vague distaste

I wouldn't call it "vague" myself...

::runs away before BLG sees her::

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee. I think it's more like a rivalry situation than out-and-out hatred, but I also think they're just the sort of people who just don't ever click with each other. But, you know. You can hang out with your friend's friend and be civil, even if you're like "whatever" on the inside.

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

You can hang out with your friend's friend and be civil, even if you're like "whatever" on the inside.

Dude, you should so write that! The Boring Cocktail Party of DS!

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Where there's no sexual tension between any of them, they're just hanging out because it would be rude not to. Fraser's telling caribou stories, and everyone wants to kill him, and Frannie and RayV are sniping at each other, and RayK drinks too much and passes out on the couch. YAY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeee. The best part is Fraser would be totally clueless, like in the scene in the hotel room in CotW. Of course his friends will love each other!

...Man, Fraser is TOTALLY all about the Five Geek Social Fallacies.